Coloow Posted August 25, 2004 Assalamu Calaykum, Anigoo ah Jaalle dhoktor injineer generaal duuliye sare Jinoole, waxaan halkaan ku soo bandhigayaa waxqabadkeeyga: Waxaan ka dhashay dadka laandheerta ah oo ka soo faracamay faraaciintii ka jiri jirtey masar iyo wadamada kale. Reerka aan ka dhashay oo la yiraahdo reer garamgaram waxaay ku caan baxeen dil, dhac, boob iyo bililiqo. Ninka aan soo dilin 100 rag ah 200 naaga ah iyo ilaa kun caruur ah, carliga aan ku dhashay qiimo kama laha oo xaawaleeyda ayuu wax la wadaaga. Waxaan la baxanaa naaneeyso tusaale u ah geesinmida sida. Najis najis dhalay (waxaan siinaa ruuxa boobka ku takhusuusay) ; doofaar doofaar dhaley waxaan u bixinaa qofkii xoogo dhoowr naago. Diinta islaamka waxaan ugu jirnaa safka hore oo xinin kaneeco kama dhigano. Waxaan ku dhaaranaa kitaabka kan ugu weyn, waxaan sidanaa tusbax 1000 xabbo ah. Afafka gaalada iyo kuwa islaanka ah waan daadinay haddaan reer garamgaram nahay: oo waxaan iskugu wacnaa allore, gentleman iwm. Haddii aan u soo noqonon dhinaca siyaasada subito ayaay nagu soo degtaa oo waxyi ayaay noo tahay. Anagoo adeegsaneeynay qalabka warbaahinta sida joornalka yoobsan times ayaan waxaan daadininey mabaadiada shuuciga, kan hantigoosadka. Haddii laii magacaabo ra'isul wasaaraha dowladda cusub waxaan ku dhaaran doonaa kitaabada ugu waaweyn: waxaan ballan qaadeeynaa inaan qof kaste oo reer garamgaram ah siino gaari- oo aay shukaanta ka gali karaan. Waxaa kale oo aan ballan qaadayaa in reerkeeyga aan dibada u wada jiri doono si aay dibada ugu soo shaqeeyaan oo waxaa igu maqal ah in loo shaqeeyo ha'yad la yiraahdo ceyr. Reer garas iyo reer qurac waxaan siin doonaa laba wasaaradood si aay qutul yoonka ugula soo baxeen: wasaaradda ciyaaraha barafka ah iyo wasaaradda diyaaradaha. Jaalle jinoole jagadoon jaahil aabihii jahanamo kama baqe gaalo gacanta u haadshe. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nur Posted August 25, 2004 Murad bro. How can you question my dedication to Anarchy? I am saddened to know that my lifelong service of Anarchy is not appreciated. Just to remind you my contribution, please read below a letter of congratulations I sent to President Bush on behalf of Somali Anarchists, For Helping Anarchy in the Middle East : Somali Anarchists Letter to George Bush Dear President Bush On behalf of the Anarchist Association of Somalia I congratulate you for the quick win in Iraq that you badly needed to justify for your upcoming reelection. This letter is coming to you as an inspiration from your friends in the area, friends who believe that the world should be united under a new world government that will establish a new world order ( or disorder) as predicted by your Dad a decade ago. The idea of uniting diverse people, with diverse backgrounds under one world government has eluded the Somali Anarchist Association for the past decade. But, watching the fireworks in Iraq and Afghanistan has reassured your Anarchist Allies in Somalia and the world over that might is indeed right and since you represent the mightiest nation on earth, Somali Anarchists have unanimously decided to be loyal to your world government in order to further the common ideals we share of power brokering. We also support your decision to ignore the UN and all those silly French and German politicians who have no idea of the enormous job that is awaiting you of establishing some sort of a new world order. As I am not capable of writing,( Af Ingriis ma aqaan ) this letter was prepared by my secretary his name is Carrabey , meaning he has speech disorder, he mispronounces and misspells words frequently , so in case some words do make a different sense, you can decide what it means for yourself, just like how you deal with the world bodies such as Human Rights and International War criminals court etc. The Anarchist, association is commending you for acting locally and sinking globally , sorry ( Carrabey misspelled this one, I meant Thinking Globally). The question that forces itself in light of current world affairs is how can America sink globally when it is acting so well locally.? The answer according to the Somali Anarchist Sinkers and the Somali Chaotic Sink Tank, is that great empires sink big when they spread themselves too sin (thin) and after a while implode after all the resources they have stole all those years are used up in adventures far from home and when their moral high ground of " Justice for All " becomes meaningless at home and overseas, which affects the productivity mindset of the citizenry and even increases contempt for the Emperor's power, triggering an avalanche of mishaps that brings the empire down, just like it did to Empires of old, which in effect gives a new meaning to the negative of Descartes famous argument " I Sink, therefore I do NOT Exist " As an anarchist, I share with you the notion that there is no need for the United Nations, I believe that Coffee Anan Salary can feed 200,000 Somalis per day, so, by disbanding these gangs who live on poor peoples misery cycle, we believe that your highness as the new Emperor of the New World Order, that you can reach the end users of the US aid directly, cutting off the middle man( Coffee Annan), and in the process, you do not have to pay your hard cash, you can literally pay peanuts, ( Peter Pan Brand is my favorite ). Somalis would be grateful to consume the overproduced American wheat cereals and Florida Citrus ( frozen Concentrates before they expire ) which in economic terms can create the dependence of the Somali economy on American aid, thus making them obedient while at the same time stabilizing commodity prices in the USA ( Do not worry, in case Somalis get sick, you can send expired medicines, and you are the Judge and the Policeman ) The UN is a waste of resources, and as the Thief executive officer of the World, ( I mean Chief Executive, Carrabey, my secretary misspells frequently ) you should invade the UN building, since the UN office is in New York, a US property, and then disband these UN officials. If anyone disagrees with you, remind them that there should be only one world Power, and one United Nations. How can they forget that there are more Germans in Wyoming than Bavaria's Black Forest and more Gadabursi in Ohio than in Borama. So, the new United Nations should be declared as The United States of America, a nation of nations in a melting pot not a salad bowl like the former Soviet union. I know that you like to compensate Chairman Coffe Anan once you disband the UN. The ( EDCO ) Entrepreneurial Development Cooperative Office of The Somali Anarchist Association will closely work with Coffee Anan to trade mark his name in all Somali tribal Jurisdictions as a Caffe for the Armchair Veteran Generals of The Somali Civil War ( Fadhi Ku Dirir ), We would even consider to nominate him the Honorary Visiting Anarchist of the year, to thank him for all the anarchy that his organization helped create and maintain in Somalia and the world. Mr. Carrabey, signing for Mr. Cag Biciid of Somali Anarchist Union Nairobi, Kenya 2003 Nurtel Network News No Noose is Good News Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Baashi Posted August 25, 2004 Cag Baciid aka Nur is a dedicated anarchist and anyone who questions his commitment in advancing anarchist's "jungle idealogy" doctrine will be dealt by the much feared state security agency know as "Qawleysato" Muraad watch your step! Caaqil, Mr. Jiinoole ninka kula hadlay waa wiil-hoogii wiil-belo ahaa oo haatan kaala kalaamaya xarunta madaxtooyada ee dalka. War kuguma seegana! Waxay ila tahay inaadan u baahneyn inaan ku xasuusiyo taarikhdeyda iyo heybta aan Soomaali ka ahay. Waxa igu maqaalo ah in aad sheegatey PM. Hadde annigu waan qayilsanaa oo la igama talo-gelin magacaabistaada. Hadiise Nur kuu gartay kursigaas annigu hadda ku casilimaayo. Waxaan isku ognahey sidan inaad yeesho: 1. Xatooyo-xoolo dadweyne, Bililiqo, iyo waxii xurquun ah oo kale ee inna soo gala waa inoo qeyb. 2. Reer Garas iyo cidii kale ee aan soo diro sii waxay ku weydiiyaan. 3. Inna-rag sidiisaba haduu qori wato oo uu qab-weyn yahay lama qadiyo ee sii waxuu janto. 4. Tolkaa ha qadin marnaba hadii kale ciidan ka helimeyno. 5. Nimanka reer Qansax waanu dirirney ee ha dhadhansiin. Hadaan xarig iyo ceejin isugu daro dan bey u ogolaan xukenkeyga. 6. Hadal ha igu soo celin. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Haashim Posted September 9, 2004 Radio Buur-Hakaba ayaa waxaa u suurogashay inay wareysi dheer la yeelato Mudane/Kornayl/Dr./Nabadoon/Suldaan/Xildhibaan Muraad oo dhowaan si lama filaan ah u taageeray madaxweyninamada BAASHI iyo Ra'iisal wasaaranimada NUR, taas oo muddo 4 sano ah uu ka soo hor jeeday. haddaba wareysigii sidaan buu u dhacay. Radio B.H: Jaalle Xildhiban sida aan la soconno muddo afar sano ah ayaad hortaagnayd inay dawladda Baashi/Nur hirgasho, haddaba maxaa is beeddel ah oo kugu dhacay? Xildhibaan Muraad: wax is beddel ah iguma dhicin Baashi madaxweynahayna waaye. Radio B.H: Laakiin maxaad hadda u oggolatay oo awal ku diiday, ma iyagaa is beddel sameeyay? X/dh Muraad: Doqoni meel lagu diriray eey ogtayah ee mel lagu heshiiyay ma ogo Radio B.H: Laakiin waxaa jira ku-tiri-ku-teen la isla dhexmarayo oo sheegaysa in adiga guddoomiyaha Barlamaanka lagaa dhigayo; marka arrintaa maxaa ka jira? X/dh Muraad: Aniga awal baan sheegay Jagada Madaxweynaha Reer Xagar baa iska leh, tan raiisal-wasaarahana reer Higlaa iska leh, maxaad marka tan barlamaanka iigfu diidaysaa? Radio B.H: marka taas macneheedu waa heshiisku waa mid dhab ah? Xildhibaan Muraad: Booskaas annagaa iska leh Radio B.H: haddaba dad badan oo Soomaali ah ayaa is weydiinaya maxaad u sheegan wayday inaad jagadaas rabtid oo aad isu hortaagtay in dawladu hirgasho adigoo waxyaabo kale ku eedayn jiray! X/dh Muraad: Iyagu maxay u garan waayeen waxa aan rabo, way ogaayeen laakiin dad kalay siiyeen markay u socon waysana waa ii keeneen Radio B.H: marka ma waxaad leedahay hadday maalintii ugu horreysay ku siin lahaayeen waxaas oo dagaal ahi ma dheceen? X/dh Muraad: Suaashaas inaad ayaga weydiisaa fiican Radio B.H: haddaba ka warran hadday ballantoodii oofin waayaan oo jagada baarlamaanka qof kale siiyaan? X/dh Muraad: waa ogyihiin waxa aan samaynayo Radio B.H: bal wax nooga sheeg waxaad samaynayso? X/dh Muraad: Indhahagaad ku arki doontaa Radio B.H: Haddaba sida aan ognahay Gari laba nin kama wada qosliso, maxay yeelayaan raggii kale ee iyaguna quud darreynayay jagadaas adiga lagu siiyay X/dh Muraad: Badweynta Hindiya ha ka soo cabaano End of part 1. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Baashi Posted September 9, 2004 Doqoni meel lagu dirirey ogeyd ee meel lagu heshiiyey ma oga By the speaker of the house Mudane Muraad. Words of wisdom indeed Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Haashim Posted September 10, 2004 Words of wisdom indeed as long as you secure my position , otherwise it wil change the words of spear Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nur Posted October 6, 2004 Nomads As you argue on mundane side issues, Kofi Anan is setting up a corrupt proxy government to maintain Anarchy for the next 20 years in Somalia. Read below Miss Piggy's Nairobi Report, this is hilarriously serious, your thoughts please. The Nairobi Report Now that a Speaker of ther House has been officially elected ( he is a direct decendent of the Prophet SAWS, I am not suggesting that the original Islamic Caliphate is back on track in Somalia until he assumes the highest office ), The office of the President of Somalia and the Prime Minsister is up for graps, the funny thing is as the role and value of these offices are changing these rascals who dont even read the fine print dont realize that Somalia is heading to be a United Nations Protectorate fro the next 20 years, just like the one we had prior to Independence in 1960. Somalia will have a government by the UN, executed by the Tribe, for the Rich businessmen, an ideal Democracy, the Annan-Bush edition. The Presidential hopefulls who are buying delegate votes are paying $1000 up front and $4000-5000 in escrow account to guarantee that delegates deliver the winning vote for the Presidential hopefuls. From a purely business perspetive, ROE, return on equity which is a measure of the sustainability of the Anarchist Government of Somalia is defined as the net bribe earnings per MP Votes divided by the book value of the Somali Government which is broke, usually a ROE of 20% and higher is considered healthy for any business, but in the case of Somalia, business is so good, the ROE approaches infinity, for just few thousand dollars, the Presidential hopefulls are buying votes to steal public money in the form of foreign aid, but are they? Not quite These smart politicians who dont even read the fine Print of my friends plans ( That is Cofee Anaans guidelines for Governance ), the new Somali government will be a municipality, no financial mandate will be in their hands, the next Somali Prime Minister will share power with Kofee Annan, the Ministers will share power with respective UNDP officials ( Fisheries, Aggriculture, Civil service etc) so, writing checks will not be as fun as it used to be, unless? Unless what? Well unless the UNDP officials ( the most corrupt organization on earth ) and the Somali Cabinet Ministers agree to steal the public wealth together, but how Thats easy, because they will write the checks together, they will agree to give contracts to XYZ Company who will be indirectly owned by the third cousin of the Minister's second wife. But that is better than outright theft of public coffers for which these politicians are paying thousands to buy votes. Miss Piggy Reporting For the Somali Anarchist Magazine 2004 e-Nuri Political Satires Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nur Posted January 25, 2006 Nomads Can anyone brief e-Nuri about the lates about the new Jawhar overnment? Nur Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
xiinfaniin Posted January 25, 2006 Nurow, well come back bro to the political scene. You have not missed much, and ilma-muumin-jahanamo , as always, are superb in their political performance. The tall saajin has stolen two bases to be at par with reer-maquuste. The saintly shariif stored the anarchy symmetry, and he has delivered indeed. As it stands now, all the ingredients for this anarchy to continue are in place. The deliverables have been achieved. P.S: Somaliland is about to be recognized though, and we may as well end up begging a moment’s repose under their lofty tree. A tree, mind you, where our good Tolstoy snoots at those 'defeated lot’ . Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ANWAR Posted January 25, 2006 SOMALIS ARE SO ST¨'' LONG LIV THE PRESIDENT OF SOMALIA HEHEH ME ME ME ME^^^^^ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
