How To Excel In Somali Politics -- A guide for Cut throat Somali Realpolitik Practiti

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How To Excel In Somali Politics -- A guide for Cut throat Somali Realpolitik Practitioners

 

By Prof Inna Kaadi-Najaasle and Graduate student Allay-Badde Ali Amxaar

Center of Servants of Power -- Thin Tank Interest Group

University of Hard Knocks, La Wala Land, Somalia

 

Introduction

 

In order to identify constituents that are easily controlled, manipulated, and led, a rigorous method of gathering and documenting the emotional needs of the target constituents is necessary. Blending the serious business of getting ahead over your rivals if possible and getting even when necessary with military style resiliance and resolve needs discipline, patience, and unflinching focus on the final objectives practitioner wants to achieve. We have the working model that shows how to take the golden top seat.

 

The economics of the business of beating your rivals are not covered in this paper. It is different subject on its own right. Suffice to say it is very expensive enterprise. The business of coming out from this brutal fight in one piece is an art. It is not for the principled, religious, or ethical people. We will lay out character chart that shows a list of values that need suppressing.

 

This guide aids in finding out target natural political base, possessing intimate knowledge of its prominent members, interest groups, business elites, its history, existing disputes within community at large in which the target base is part of.

 

Field knowledge described in this guide utilizes Diaspora expertise, mobilizes resources in novel ways that rivals Republican political machine in the Beltway, invents new history, and creates a reusable hot button issues that makes difficult to address, compensate, or put past grievances in to bed.

 

We intend to compile dozen or so ways of disseminating information that is favorable to practitioners. Strategies explored in this white paper include yellow journalism the nomadic way, old ceel-gaab style, songs and poems composed by passionate and motivated writers for the constituents highlighting grievances, emphasizing their noble origins, exhorting them to fight for their dignity, instilling pride in youngsters, and bottle-feeding them with refined and sanitized propaganda that will strengthen practitioners political position.

 

This guide has been written with expectation that the practitioners are familiar with governing procedures, standards, and specs of the tribal communities in Somali peninsula. Compliance with BTX 452.2R qabiil standard is required. There are no beginner courses on the tribal matrix offered in this edition.

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Prof Inna Kaadi-Najaasle

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