AFTER THE RECOGNITION

[Jacaylbaro]

Well, what do you think will follow if the Somaliland regocnition is gained sooner or later ??

 

What will be the next step for Somaliland, Somalia and the horn of Africa ??

 

 

What would you suggest ??

[NGONGE]

A couple of unique demonstrations are taking place in London today. The larger one is held to celebrate the long-awaited recognition of Somaliland. The smaller one is taking place to denounce this recognition!

 

 

There is rioting in the near and far south of Somalia.

 

A couple of assassination attempts on the life of the Somaliland president have been thwarted.

 

The Somaliland opposition MPs have started criticising the government for its handling of the recognition proceedings. They particularly questioned the need for those dancing girls, elephants draped in the Somaliland flag and the fireworks displaying the names of Somaliland and its president before the latter gave his speech!

 

In deepest Burco, a young man is sowing the seeds of the first proper Somaliland rebel group. He's calling it The New SNM! The idea came to him as a result of a perceived slight after his meeting with a distant relative of the current president.

 

 

Puntland lobbies the international community and demands equal treatment with Somaliland. The TFG president resigns his post to spearhead the Puntland effort.

 

The Union Of Islamic Courts declared its opposition to this secession and blames the USA for breaking up the Somali Union. In a speech, a representative urged the people of Somaliland to rise up against this wicked imperialistic plan and overthrow their own government.

 

Al Shabaab promised to behead the Somaliland president.

 

A firefight broke out in Laas Canood after the son of a prominent Somaliland supporter teased and mocked the nephew of a Puntland sympathiser. Both administrations promised to send extra troops to the area to avenge and defend their oppressed people.

 

Scores of Somaliland expatriates flew back home to take advantage of the various business opportunities that sprang up as a result of this recognition. This resulted in an unexpected windfall in the takings of Airport duties at Hargeisa's main Airstrip!

 

 

Ethiopia welcomes the international recognition of Somaliland and laments the fact it were not the first to recognise it but tries to explain it with words pertaining to the neighbourly proximity and the stirring of a hornet's nest!

 

China dispatches a large delegation to Somaliland. It is led by the first ever ambassador to this newly recognised country. The Somaliland administration announces a national holiday and makes use of the Elephants again, only this time they're draped with the Chinese flag.

 

A consortium of Somali and Somaliland businessmen bid to open Somaliland's first internationally recognised bank!

 

The EU, UN, NATO, Commonwealth, Arab League and the Organisation of the Islamic Conference all pledge monetary aid and political assistance to Somaliland. The Somaliland opposition parties demand the creation of a national committee to oversee the fair distribution of such aid. The ruling party dismisses these demands and talks up its own efforts and openness in the dark days before recognition. It promises to carry on along the same lines. The New SNM acquires two new members and all three huddle around to plot the plan to bring down this government.

 

Somaliland applies to join IGAD but its efforts are blocked by Uganda. The waning TFG hails Uganda a beacon of common sense in the foolishly dark horn. Al Shabab pledge not to attack any Ugandan soldiers anymore.

 

Overwhelmed with offers from several global oil companies, the Somaliland government enlists the help and expertise of Ethiopia in choosing the most profitable deal.

 

The Dubai government attempts to purchase the city and port of Berbera. After facing strong and raucous opposition to its offer, it concludes a clandestine yet lucrative long-term lease deal with the Somaliland administration of said city and port.

 

Borama is twinned with Bombay.

[Jacaylbaro]

loooooooooooooooool Ngonge ,,, i'll come back with mine ,,,

[Che -Guevara]

^LoooooooooooooooL NGONE...wat imgination, but the sad thing is something in this satire do ring true.

 

Jb....Qabiil and politics in Somalia are intertwined. One would need honest government and economic prosperity to thwart Qabiil Mucaarad without cause which hinders any establishment of stable and functioning Somali State.

[Fabregas]

@Ngongge,

 

Dahir Riyaale sends a high level delegation to England. Somalilander's claim he was nighted. A statue of him is erected at every major city!

 

Meanwhie, riots break out in the Somali suburb of SOuthall, London. Police report several pro Somaliland makhayads and khat houses were damaged overnight.

 

Journalists at Allpuntland.com announce a lenghty hungerstrike against the illegal partition of their land. Abdullahi Yusuf officially endorsed their hungerstrike saying, " I would join you, if it wasn't for my health health".

 

Osama Bin Laden threatens suicide bombers against the Somaliland "apostates". Qaadisiya confirms that the secret intelligence services of the Mujahideen have infiltrated SOmaliland and are ready to take over Burco and Hargeysa within 24 hours! Islamist groups around the world blame Israel and the freemasons for creating Somaliland.

 

copyright the idea to Mr nGONE

[Fabregas]

I wonder what will be the reaction on SOL, if that day ever arrives?

[N.O.R.F]

Borama is twinned with Bombay

 

Why Bombay?

[NGONGE]

^^ Are you trying to get me in trouble with reer Borama? There is nothing wroing with Bombay.

[N.O.R.F]

There I was thinking reer Boorame enjoy spicy food,,,,,,,,for breakfast

[Jacaylbaro]

NG, Why do you have to predict all that trouble in Burco ??

[Jacpher]

I hope I'm wrong but the nature of today's Somalis is 'my brother against me' all the way down to the sub sub jifo. I pray the few resources SL has won't lead to another ugly civil war.

[Koora-Tuunshe]

Who will reocgnize one-clan fiefdom?

Have you lost your brain?

[Jacaylbaro]

After the recognition Insha Allah ,,,,

 

 

Protests brake out in the Eastern and Southern part of Somalia denying the Somaliland independence, however some will demonstrate for the big event just to show their support to the separation. Other protests will take place in USA, Europe and other countries. Another bigger demonsrtations will take place in the west in support and celebration of the recognition, this will be done by the Somalilanders living in those countries.

 

Ethiopia will welcome the recognition, Kenya will follow after a long silence, Uganda will congratulate Somaliland, Sudan will reject and Egypt will accuse Ethiopia of separating Somalia into regions (as usual) and Djibouti will never speak about the issue.

 

Somaliland will nominate a special convoy for Somalia and nominate a committee to help Somalia in the crisis. The President will follow up this committees activities and propose a reconciliation draft to IGAD and AU which will be accepted. A reconciliation meeting will be held in Either Beletweyn or Galkacyo to make an end to the Somalia crisis. Somaliland will succeed to build a new government for Somalia once and for all. The two countries exchange ambassadors and make a bilateral relationships for the first time.

 

Aqaedah will target some US targets in Somaliland specially the military bases and other facilities which Somaliland will have toough time to stop it.

 

Somaliland opposition outside the country will come back one by one and cause a political problems by starting their campaigns to take part of the politics in the country.

 

 

TO BE CONTINUED ..................

[Jacpher]

^You must had something to dream up last night.

 

Widaayoo I didn't know this wild side of yours. Wasiirka curaafnimada gootey SL kuu magacawday. Haye hee, wax sheegsheegoow, Dhoobleey goormaa bamka laga deehaa? Beerlaawe goormaas galbahaa?

[Paragon]

Waxaasaa mala awaal la yiraahdaa, wallee ...

 

Ma riyaa ma runbaa ... Allow sahal umuuraha lol.