checkmate Posted October 6, 2004 THE UNITED STATES ADMINISTRATION IS ACTIVELY SEEKING CANDIDATES FOR THE POSITION OF PRESIDENT OF SOMALIA CANDIDATES IN THE USA SHOULD SUBMIT THEIR BIO DATA TO THE ADDRESS BELOW NOT LATER THAN October 15th 2004. (LOCAL CANDIDATES IN SOMALIA NEED NOT APPLY) JOB DESCRIPTION Þ General day-to-day duties of running Somalia. Þ Reporting directly to the US Embassy in Mogadishu. Þ The position requires maximum loyalty at all times. Þ Regular travel to the USA in personal jet. Þ Salary & fringe benefits negotiable. GENERAL CRITERIA à MUST BE A CITIZEN OF THE USA (OR AT LEAST A GREEN CARD HOLDER). à PhD IN ANY FIELD FROM A US UNIVERSITY. à AGE 45 — 55. à RELIGIOUS BELIEFS IMMATERIAL. à MUST HAVE A SUNNI FATHER & ANY MOTHER. à GRANDFATHER PREFERABLY A US CITIZEN. à WIFE PREFERABLY AN ETHIOPIAN. à WELL CONNECTED WITH US OIL INDUSTRY. à ALL CANDIDATES MUST BE PRE-APPROVED BY ISRAEL. Contact Information By postal mail: By phone: Central Intelligence Agency (703) 482-0623 7:00 a.m. to 5:00 p.m., US Eastern time Office of Public Affairs Washington, D.C. 20505 By fax: (703) 482-1739 7:00 a.m. to 5:00 p.m., US Eastern time (please include a phone number where we may call you) Or (if in a hurry): JWBUSH@mail.com asxantu Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
