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Salaan...

 

Mudane Cabdirisaaq Cismaan Xasan Juriile. Our own Minister of Everything.

 

This man is becoming synonymous with the whole federal TNG. In addition to his official portfolios of Wasiirka Iskaashiga and Wasiirka Qorsheynta, he usurped other portfolios clearly not in his juridiction. He is now unofficially a part time Wasiirka Warfaafinta; a part time Wasiirka Arimaha Dibada; a part time Wasiirka Dastuurka; a part time Ra'iisul Wasaarenimo himself; part time Personal Secretary of the real Ra'iisul Wasaare; part time Director of Communications of Wa'iisul Wasaaraha.

 

The official stamped Ra'iisul Wasaare, Max'ed Cali Geedi, cannot fly to any country without not being accompanied by this individual.

 

Some observers say he is the second most trusted man of the inner, tight-leashed circle of C/llaahi Yuusuf Axmed; obviously the first belongs Ismaaciil Yuusuf Baribari, the late spokesman/adviser/political strategist of the president, who hasn't being spotted lately after comfortably being awarded, albeit unofficially, the cushy post of the president' special envoy to European Union in Brussels, plus the Soomaali ambassador to Biljam.

 

The last we heard he was trying to sell the embassy itself, only stopping when interfered by the Soomaali community of that country.

 

However, our Minister of Everything had a little faux pas recently. Not major gaffe, nonetheless a gaffe. Consider:

 

S u'aal: Md. Wasiir waxaa jira in gobolada qaar aan maamulo ka jirin, qaarna aysan dowlada magacaabin hadaba sidee kusuura gali kartaa in goboladaasi daraasad lag sameeyo yaase u aqoonsan tihiin?

 

Jawaab: Dad baa jira madax ka ah gobolada isla markaana shacabka deegaankaasi raali ka yihiin, qaarna dowlada ayaa magacawday, qaarka aan dowladu magacaabin ee ka yimi gobolada waa loo baahan yahay waayo waxaa la doonayaa in la helo baahida ka jirta cid ka warbixisa si loogu helo in dib u dhis degaankaasi loogu sameeyo, horeyna waxaan u sheegay inaysan ahayn arin siyaasadeed ee ay tahay arin dhaqaale oo dib u dhis waxbadana bay ku kordhisay qiimahii iyo macluumaadkii loo baahnaa isla markaana waxaa lagu soo kordhiyey xildhibaano ka mid noqonaya daraasadaani oo la soconaya wax badan bayna kusoo kordhiyeen waxaan kaloo kusoo darnay Dumarka soomaaliyeed oo qeyb lixaad leh ka qaatay siminaarkani mana ahan siyaasad waxaani oo dhibaatada badan leh waa dib u dhis heshiis baana lagu wada yahay in dalka dib loo dhiso isla markaana ay maqlaan gobolada dalka oo dhan in laga hadlayo in gobolkooda wax loo qabanayo, waxaana jiraan gobolo kale oo aan maamulo lahayn balse waxaan soo dhaweeynaynaa in la helo cid matasha goboladaasi.

 

Wareysiga

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Obviously, the Juriile wasn't talking about deegaanka dadkooda ismaamulo, as I assume. Teeda kalena cid ka warbixisa baahida ka jirta gobolada qaarkood waa loo baahan yahay. Laakiin does he need to justify the illegal occupations of some gobolo, such as Shabeelada Hoose, whose delegation was accepted in that Shir? And when are the "shacab deegaankaas raali ka yihiin" raali ka noqdeen?

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Arrintani waa xaq darrooyinka taagan ee dalkeenu ka degi la'yahay waxaana loo baahan yahay fikradayda in nin adagi ka soo baxo dawlada oo yidhaahdo no more for legalizing dulmiga for instance the case of Low Shabelle.

 

Rabbow noo gargaar

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