Lets build a TFG on SOL politics.

[MoonLight1]

Lets vote for our own transitional government in SOL politics section.

 

First of all we have two presidential candidates so far.

 

Jaceylbaro Vs General Duke

 

profiles.

 

Name: Cawaale Qowdhan aka JB.

D.O.B: 1966

Place of Birth: Dumbulukh, Hargeysa, Somaliland.

Education: Graduated from Gacan Libaax Secondary school.

Employment:1985-1990 Ex-Guulwade at Daami Orientation Centre.

1991-94: Gaandhari for the beesha galbeedka Burco.

1994-2010: Member of UDUB party.

 

Election pledge: (I, Muj Cawaale Qowdhan will transform Somalia and bring it to the civilized world of Somaliland. I will deal with any trouble making Koonfurian with Heavy hand and will smash them with SNM styled iron fist. I will build more marfishs and hodheelo from Afgoye to Kismayo, and I will keep the blue flag as it is, except I will change the white star into our own blackie) I aprove this massege so please vote for me and my vice presidential candidate Xaaji Qunjuf.

 

 

General Duke

 

Name: Islaan xabeeb Islaan Muuse (Aka the General)

D.O.B: 1968

Place of birth: Somewhere between Garacad and Eyl.

Education: Omar Samatar secondary in Galkacyo.

Employment: 1987-1991 a junior SSDF cadet.

1991-2004: reporter at Yameyska News Agency.

2004-2008:Speech writer for president A/Lahi Yusuf.

2008-now: Retired and SOL addict.

 

Election pledege: (I, Islaan Xabeeb will liberate the milky city of Laascaanood, I will give free health care for every retired pirate, I will transfer the capital of Somalia from Muqdisho into the great city of wind, Garowe, even if you don't vote for me I will become president over your dead bodies like my uncle did) I approve this message so please vote me and my vice president candidate rrr Xudeedi.

 

 

Please forward you candidacy application to Libaax sankataabte if you think you fill these 5 conditions.

 

1) You have to be born before Kacaankii barakeysnaa.

2) You have to be a radical activist for your little corner.

3) You have to be spending at least 18 hrs a day on SOL politics section posting how great your ppl are.

4) Your posts have to be over 30,000 stuff and nonsense.

5) you have to have a PHD degree on animal cruelty.

[ANWAR]

I vote for General Duke cuz we need a strong man

[Naxar Nugaaleed]

am very much in doubt that either candidate would use such a platform to campaign for the seat of president, are you sure they approve these messages? methinks we should let the candidates bring their own platform...FYI, am working working at the moment to obtain permission from the greens and social democrats if they will have me as a candidate...

[Beer-Gaal]

Election pledege:

(I, Islaan Xabeeb will liberate the milky city of Laascaanood, I will give free health care for every retired pirate, I will transfer the capital of Somalia from Muqdisho into the great city of wind, Garowe, even if you don't vote for me I will become president over your dead bodies like my uncle did) .

[/QB]

alla maxaad isha ka tuurtay!! wiil hoog igadheh.

[Naxar Nugaaleed]

maxuu isha ka tuuray, his uncle was elected

[Kamaavi]

heheheh...

[Beer-Gaal]

Maadaa doortay?

[Naxar Nugaaleed]

am assuming the Uncle is A Yusuf? if so your asking a silly question, he was elected by the same members of parliament that elected Shariif and approved mr farmajo

[Beer-Gaal]

Look , i don't care who elected Shariif and approved mr farmajo!!! if A. yey is your uncle then i understand your concern if not just back off!.

[oba hiloowlow]

loool ninkii dollar haaystan dooranaa

[Kamaavi]

^Lol. War kaad isku fikir tihiin maad dooratid, mise shiidaa jira?

[oba hiloowlow]

lol sxb ninkii dollar haysta isku fikrad nahay ma ogid miyaa

[Naxar Nugaaleed]

lol@is he your uncle, yes he actually, a few times removed though. lol

[Kamaavi]

Originally posted by oba hiloowlow:

lol sxb ninkii dollar haysta isku fikrad nahay ma ogid miyaa

I knew you would vote for a pirate boy.

[oba hiloowlow]

I knew you would vote for a pirate boy

Lol Money is power nooh