The Somali peace conference with a twist

[Gediid]

This is a weekly article that appears in Haatuf, an independent newspaper from Hargeysa.The author presents current affairs in the form of a parody.

 

Radio Maqalocshe By A.A Garas

 

Saxjuu Gofarment Oo Sawaaxiliga Taqaan

 

Sagagaradii ka socday Soomaaliya ee Kiiniya u dul-kuududay inay Kiiniya dawlad oo dhal ah u umusho, ayaa lagu soo waramay in ay wax wada saxeexdeen dhawaan, kadib markii Muuse Fiinka Yugaandha isugu yeedhay oo yidhi: “Waar xoolayahow soo dareeray aabihiin la xabaalye, xayawaanka sidiisa how xisaabtaminee, dad is dilaya dawlada yare e dhasha ah ee loo dhiibo ilayn curdinkaad ku cunaysaane, horta orda oo soo heshiiya.”

 

Kadibna Ququblayaashii Qarannimo doonka ahaa ee kibligaanka Kiiniya u soo karinayay ayaa ku heshiiyay sansaanka nooca dawladda ay doonayaan bal lax iyo ri’ kay rabaan iyo qodobka labaad oo ahaa cabbirkeeda bal aydhi-bay-aydhi, sigisti-bay-foodhi kolba kay noqonayso. Qodobka saddexaad oo dherer iyo dhumuc intay le’ekaanayso, jalxad iyo jirikaan caynka ay u ekaanayso, carabiyad mise sawaaxiliyad iyo inta nine e dhakada ka fuulaysa iyo inta beerka ka fuulaysa, kuwa badhida kaga hagaagaya iyo inta sannadood ee la saarnaanayo.

Heshiiskaas, waxa qallinka la ruubtay kooxaha kala ah:

 

Mooryaaanta ku meel-gaadhka ah iyo CabdiQasab Cuudu-bilaah.

Asqaboodka ururay iyo Suudi kursi rabay.

Jeegaanta laba Jubiyo iyo Barrii baacsade Moorgan.

B.B sadex Shaati-guduud, laba madoobe iyo Xaabsade xiiqsan.

SSRC, iimaan laawe-yaal ururay, Fabi-ayi xadiisu bacda uun yuuminuun, iyo Odaygii Soomaali ku shakhraan oo ay weheliyaan. Mr.Isbaaro ku akaakow iyo madax ku mayiikoole, iyo boob ku birisidhaan iyo jujuub jago ku doon, qaf-qafle qaran-qaran doon, gobanimo ga-gabshe, Birisidhaan bagteeriyo, beeshiisa ku baaster, reerkooda la roor-roor, damaaci ku daandaan, Mr. dhagar qabe dhego male, Mr. Xasuuq maagane, Mr. Dib u heshiin ku dul meer, shir dusleeyo, Barafasoor fayris, Mr. Xal dayday xaaraami, Mr, Kiiniya ku dul-bakhti, ergi agagaa iyo ina Soomaali ku sahwi.

Dawladda Kiiniya oo sannad iyo badh foolanaysay dawlad yar oo ay u dhasho Soomaaliya, ayaa sheegtay in hadeer ay fooshu ka dhawdahay oo ay dhalayso dawlad yar oo Af-Sawaaxiliga taqaan oo la yidhaahdo; “SAXJUU GOFARMENT” dawladaas yar waxa u sii milikhsanaya labada geb-geble ee CabdiQasab iyo Cabdillaahi Beerloox, shirkiina wuxuu ku sii socdaa halkii laysku qabsan jiray ama halkii ay ka jabi jirtay talada Somaali sawt.

 

Qolyahan shiraya ayaa la sheegay in lagu yidhi dawla egesbaayirkeedu yahay shan sannadood baa laydiin samaynayaa haddii aad sancadeeda garan waydaan, orda oo raggaas reer Shankaroon waxa tidhaahdaan sibinaar noo qabta oo na barra sida dawlad daasad looga sameeyo (Qaabka Qaran Istaragshanka la yidhaa).

 

Ciyaar

Ciyaalka Shankaroonland ayaa bahal gool ah ku libdhisay Itoobiyaan cadalool uga yimi caradoodii, goolkaas waxa gunta ka waraabiyay wiil reer Shankaroon ah oo gooldhalinta gaal ku ah oo magac bahal leh oo la yidhaa “Daanyeero”.

Weriyaha garoonka nooga soo warama ayaa yidhi: “Darbatul-Xilwa aakhiru daqiiqa, difaacul xabash, xarfa marmul muquunin, aayar laad ku tuwaalin, madax ku dabaalid, dambaabidh, ku dadab midaan laba arag ooooo..Ooo afaafka ka gelin, mushaahidiin maanta, Shankaroon wan hadaf, Itoobiya laa shay.”

 

Waa markii u horeysay ee Xabashi ciyaar-ciyaar u timaado Shankaroonta, waxaana laga yaabbaa inay qayb ka tahay xidhiidhka durunawga labada dal.

Gabay;

 

Islaan heestay baa tidhi

Jacayl aydhis baa dhiba,

Ubadkana agoonimo

Odayana xil baa dhiba,

Anigana ilaaqtan iyo

In buurran bay dhiba.

Afar halo o akaako ah

Asqo iyo waxyeelo ah,

Oo aan Eebbe ina badin

Aganaan la yaabbaa.

Caasimad ilkaa joogtoo

Dawladii ku idishay

Injineer biyooliyo

Aqoonyahano joogaan,

Maayar udub-ku soo diray

Dadweynuhu aaminay,

Ab duuleeyay lays yidhi

Odayaal degaan iyo

Af-miishaaro joogaan,

Wakaalado aroorkiyo

Ina hebelba ceel jiro,

Waxa oonka daba dhigay

Haraadkana ku aabudhay,

Looga aamusayaan

Allaylehe la yaabbaa.

 

Ciidamada abaabulan

Aalamaanka laba dhacayiyo,

Agabkii dagaalada iyo

Af-castiiba lagu raray,

Gaadhiyaal af-dhaadheer

Amikaarka guuxaayee,

Bari loo agaasimaye

Adhi-cadaysba dhaafaynbaan,

Iyadana la yaabaa.

 

BAarlamaankan Awdalane

Iibsaday gawaadhida,

Egesbaayiriintee

Axdi beelo-beeleed,

Eexada ku wada yimi

Ogolaynna dabadood

Adhigooda doontaan

Iyo xukuumad elegsan

Intikhaabka lagu xulay,

Waxa laysu eegtaan

Iyadana la yaabaa.

 

Nin amaahday ragganimo

Is amaanay keligii,

In yar dhawra nagu yidhi

Waxay ku andacoon baan,

Iyadana la yaabbay.