Jacaylbaro Posted March 14, 2009 About the Elections Postponed “when the early Europeans settled in south African, the decided to introduce clothing to the Zulu naturist nation. So they distributed sheets of cotton and woolen blankets to be tailored for them as shirts, coats and pants. A Zulu guy took this stuff to an Indian tailor. The Indian tailor was so busy that he kept the guy coming back everyday always telling him to come back tomorrow. The zulu guy could not take it anymore and got angry and threatened the tailor with his spear. The Indian guy was so amused by the incident that he remarked to the angry Zulu guy “listen, you were naked all your life, can you not wait one more day?” Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jacaylbaro Posted March 14, 2009 KULMIYE AND THE BRITISH MINISTER Members of Kulmiye party in the UK met a British junior Minister for Africa. This discussion followed: British Minister: I have a good news for you. Your president is coming to London, the recognition that you always wanted is in the air. Kulmiye delegation: NO NO NO , We don’t want recognition. No recognition. British Minister: I’m very sorry, I don’t get it. Do you want the union with Somalia in place ? Kulmiye Delegation: NO NO NO ,, no Somalia NEVER ,,, No recognition, No Somalia British Minister: then what do u want ? I’m a little perplexed. Your reasoning seems to be a little more complicated for my understanding. Can you make it simple please ? Kulmiye Delegation: we want the election not to be postponed. British Minister: Ah .. hat I what you want ? Kulmiye Delegation: yes that is all we want. British Minister: quite interesting ,, I think that can be arranged. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jacaylbaro Posted March 14, 2009 THE DEMONSTRATION Kulmiye guys and Puntland guys were both demonstrating against the president of Somaliland. They were standing side by side in front of htehotel where the president was residing. Puntland guys: Down Somaliland Down Kulmiye guys: Down Puntland Down Together: Down Dahir Rayaale Down .. Down Rayaale Down Puntland guys: Somaliland Human Rights Abuse Kulmiye guys: yes, yes … Somaliland Human rights Abuse Together: Down Dahir Rayaale Down .. Down Rayaale Down Puntland guys: Recognition of Somaliland NEVER Kulmiye guys: Recognition of Somaliland NOT NOW ,, NOT NOW Together: Down Dahir Rayaale Down .. Down Rayaale Down Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ismahaan Posted March 14, 2009 Originally posted by J.a.c.a.y.l.b.a.r.o: THE DEMONSTRATION Puntland guys: Recognition of Somaliland NEVER Kulmiye guys: Recognition of Somaliland NOT NOW ,, NOT NOW Together: Down Dahir Rayaale Down .. Down Rayaale Down This is helerous! Ooh my Allah waxaan soo xasuustey marka Sangub dhahayo riwayada qabya 2: Dhaqan bi,is down. Shoping xun down Jini down. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
N.O.R.F Posted March 15, 2009 LoooL@JB Good stuff. Let me see what I can think of,,,,,, Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
