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About the Elections Postponed

 

“when the early Europeans settled in south African, the decided to introduce clothing to the Zulu naturist nation. So they distributed sheets of cotton and woolen blankets to be tailored for them as shirts, coats and pants. A Zulu guy took this stuff to an Indian tailor.

 

The Indian tailor was so busy that he kept the guy coming back everyday always telling him to come back tomorrow. The zulu guy could not take it anymore and got angry and threatened the tailor with his spear.

 

The Indian guy was so amused by the incident that he remarked to the angry Zulu guy “listen, you were naked all your life, can you not wait one more day?”

 

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KULMIYE AND THE BRITISH MINISTER

 

Members of Kulmiye party in the UK met a British junior Minister for Africa. This discussion followed:

 

British Minister: I have a good news for you. Your president is coming to London, the recognition that you always wanted is in the air.

 

Kulmiye delegation: NO NO NO , We don’t want recognition. No recognition.

 

British Minister: I’m very sorry, I don’t get it. Do you want the union with Somalia in place ?

 

Kulmiye Delegation: NO NO NO ,, no Somalia NEVER ,,, No recognition, No Somalia

 

British Minister: then what do u want ? I’m a little perplexed. Your reasoning seems to be a little more complicated for my understanding. Can you make it simple please ?

 

Kulmiye Delegation: we want the election not to be postponed.

 

British Minister: Ah .. hat I what you want ?

 

Kulmiye Delegation: yes that is all we want.

 

British Minister: quite interesting ,, I think that can be arranged.

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THE DEMONSTRATION

 

 

Kulmiye guys and Puntland guys were both demonstrating against the president of Somaliland. They were standing side by side in front of htehotel where the president was residing.

 

Puntland guys: Down Somaliland Down

Kulmiye guys: Down Puntland Down

Together: Down Dahir Rayaale Down .. Down Rayaale Down

 

Puntland guys: Somaliland Human Rights Abuse

Kulmiye guys: yes, yes … Somaliland Human rights Abuse

Together: Down Dahir Rayaale Down .. Down Rayaale Down

 

 

Puntland guys: Recognition of Somaliland NEVER

Kulmiye guys: Recognition of Somaliland NOT NOW ,, NOT NOW

Together: Down Dahir Rayaale Down .. Down Rayaale Down

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Ismahaan   

Originally posted by J.a.c.a.y.l.b.a.r.o:

THE DEMONSTRATION

 

Puntland guys: Recognition of Somaliland NEVER

Kulmiye guys: Recognition of Somaliland NOT NOW ,, NOT NOW

Together: Down Dahir Rayaale Down .. Down Rayaale Down

This is helerous! :D:D

 

Ooh my Allah waxaan soo xasuustey marka Sangub dhahayo riwayada qabya 2:

Dhaqan bi,is down.

Shoping xun down

Jini down.

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