Coloow Posted June 16, 2003 found this on the web! CANDIDATES SHOULD SUBMIT THEIR BIO DATA TO THE E-MAIL BELOW NOT LATER THAN JUNE 17th 2003. JOB DESCRIPTION Making sure that the government remains ineffective and in name only. Must have the expertise in siphoning off every penny of International Aid to joint bank accounts in the names of the committee that will facilitate your election. GENERAL CRITERIA Educational qualifications immaterial. Must have been a notorious warlord or faction leader during the past 12 yrs. Must have under his control at least two towns or parts of them and must command a militia force of not less than 1000 men and 50 technicals or battlewagons. Must have a proven record for ruthlessness and be well known for having eliminated opponents by any means including having ordered their killing. Should be an expert in dividing clans, instigating clan based conflicts and must be a master in the policy of divide and rule. Must possess a notorious reputation for having been corrupt in previous Somali governments. BENEFITS Residency in Villa Somalia Regular travel to Nairobi in a private jet. Unlimited wealth based on how much money you can draw through corruption. Interested candidates can mail their C.V. with at least three references to the below e-mail address not later than June 17th 2003 of The Presidential Selection Committee of The Somali Conference in Mbagathi, Kenya. (please include a phone number where we may call you). e-mail : sompresidency@yahoo.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
