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After coming back from my 'first class business trip', I've got now the good news of free merchandise sponsered kindly by the late Sheikh Hassan Dahir Aweys, who felt it right, that there must be a more visible muslim presence in the west.

 

That's why he ordered me to bring some stuff back to you in Europe, you know the usual stuff!

 

Anyway I told him, that I cannot bring the turbans into the UK because already there are many non-muslim wearers of the turban, but the Sheikh rejected, so the good news is, that I left the 'turbans' in the London Cultural and Islamic Centre in St Johns Wood for you inshallaah. Go and collect your freebie 'turban' free of charge paid for/by kindly the Union of Islamic Courts and their honourable leader Al- Sheikh Hassan Dahir Aweys Ayrow!

 

BTW here's your free voucher, this will ensure a fair distribution of the 'turbans', as I'm really sure that they're high demand especially here in London. So London folks the long wait is over and now you can collect your free merchandise free of charge!

 

 

Make your choice now of your favourite 'turban', until it is to late. Demand is high! You might regrett it later on, so come'on and take your free voucher to the Cultural and Islamic Centre in London inshallaah!

 

 

P.S. Don't forget your voucher here it is:

 

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Free Voucher entitling the taking of one turban

Free Voucher Number: VN Mog-Indha 233

Colour entitlment: We're generous choose any colour you like

 

Cost of Turban per head: roughly £3

 

Please read carefully this instructions Do not pay, it's already paid for by the Union of Islamic Courts Union and its leader Hassan Dahir Aweys Ayrow!

 

Paid for by the Charity: Every Man, One Turban

 

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Disclaimer terms and conditions reply. We're not obliged if a turban hurts your head due to unneccessary severe tightening! Medical research shows, that our 'turbans' each and everyone 'fits' well just perfect!