ONLF: A short narrative

[LayZie G.]

In the beginning, when the land of the messiah was "independent" and "powerful" and all was merry, a roaring Camel was born and he was believed to have been born about 20miles outside of what is present day the supposed "land of the messiahs, aka ONLF". He was a talkative camel and would not stop bragging about being ONLF Patriot.

 

One day, the goat, the sheep and the bull came to the camel and asked why he never marches with them on the front lines?

 

Camel responded with "Humph".

 

Next day, the goat, sheep and the bull came back and asked the camel, "Why do you insist on fighting our cause when you do not engage in the action on the front lines"?

 

The camel responded with his usual, "HUMPH, HUMPH".(this time rather loudly)

 

So, the goat spoke to the camel and said, " I would think that for someone who is so brought to carry our banner and struggle in public that you would at least lend a hand, instead of letting your mouth do all the action" said the goat.

 

The Sheep was next in line and he said: "You humpy dumpy Camel, if you do not join us in the fight for liberation, you will forever have a chip on your shoulder and don't think you can get away with spreading false propoganda".

 

and next came the BULL, "Howdy, you rumbustious Camel. Do you know what is more painful to watch? Struggling to recapture our territories from axmaaro and working day and night for our long overdue goal or watching supposedly one of our own not lend a hand and instead sits idle most of the day and later retreats to the shop to engage in unhealthy discussions, pretending to know our pain?

 

So, one day, an aging leader of the tribe (an ox, he was believed to have been), who is in charge covers of the west tree and another tree to the south was walking by when the GOAT, THE SHEEP, and THE BULL approached him.

 

They asked him, "you dutiful elder, do you think its right for the Camel to sit idle while we work and risk our lives by fulfilling our dream of one day reuniting our territories as one and the idle camel reaps the fruits by pretending to be one of us when in-fact he not only is clueless about our struggle but he misrepresents our objective whenever he talks shop with the others outside the land. What's worse, ya dutiful elder is that he tries to get lucky in the name of our struggle by boosting about knowing our pain and suffering. Oh, ya dutiful elder, do something about that Camel".

 

and off the GOAT, THE SHEEP AND THE BULL went back to the front lines to continue fighting.

 

For a moment the Dutiful Elder thought about the matter on his own and later retreated back to the nearest village in order to consult with his fellow elders.

 

On the fifth day of eastern is when the Elder called upon the Camel to stand up in front of the village elders. They read him his judgment, which was expulsion from the LAND OF THE MESSIAH, the long struggle of the ONLF continued without the Camel.

 

The END

 

Filed by: LayZieG

[Fabregas_Bruv]

Waxan did Father Christmans ba ku so shegey?

[Abtigiis]

And the Camel raged and asked the goats and sheeps, how I can be judged by unbelieving spinsters when you know it is me who carry the water for the army!!

[NASSIR]

[Poker]

Meeshan waa lagu khalakhalay walee!

[NGONGE]

Aesop and Orwell, eat your hearts out.

[MZanzi]

^^

Layzie saqdhexe ayadana so toosta am truly sick of the constant bashings directed at ONLF mujaahidiinta maa laiska dhaafo

[Mr. Somalia]

^

Layzie, has brought nothing new to the gallery. That the O.N.uff boys are a bunch of 'animals' is hardly a shocker, in my opinion.

 

p.s

I don't mean 'animal' in fierceness-- but rather; 'animal' in the outright xoolonimo of their collective caqli.

 

war wuxu wey wada daaqaan!

[Kamaavi]

^Dameer caydiisu maxay iga qaadi

 

 

War hooy kaa dudaayow Ogaaadeeniya waa daloo, dunidaa taqaane kusoo durug dagalkiyo xornimada ,,,

 

[Mr. Somalia]

^

Dameer ii raran dhuusadiisa ima dhibto.

 

Ninka duulayoo,

dagaalkana wadoo.

Dadba maad lihidee,

ma duurjoog-tadiyo,

darbi baad xoreyn.

[Jacaylbaro]

Walee kuwani cid ay naf u hayaan inaanay jirin, dad, dal, dadnimo, sharaf, diin, iyo midna. No wonder their country is in such misery.

[Mr. Somalia]

^

Waa kuwee, kuwa saan kaaga cabaadshey?

[Jacaylbaro]

Nin rag ahi waa garnayaa doqonna loo sheegi maayo ,,,

[Mr. Somalia]

^^

JB, ninka ragga ah, bareerihiisa banaankuu soo dhigaa-- laakin haduu gacmo ku gabasho uu ku jiro, hadalkiisu wax kasoo qaad malaha...

[The Zack]

Horta raga qaar maxey sida hablihii u ceytamaan. Tolow raggaas ayaga ah marka dadka live ula joogaan sidaas ma u hadli karaaan mise waa booloxoofto computerka gadaashiisa ah uun.