Somaliland MPs in Oslo, Norway

[Faynuus]

Originally posted by Abtigiis &Tolka:

JB

 

 

" Waar, Ilaahay CABASSA buu yidhi. Kagamuuse Hadhine, WA TAWALUU raaciyey. Wa bilaahi tawfiik."

 

[Jacaylbaro]

looooooooooooooooooooool@A&T ,,,, Waad dhowdhowdahay hadaa ,, ma fogid ,,

[AYOUB]

A&T

C'on now, we've always had level-headed and unimposing Mullahs way before Sh. Mustafa.

 

Talking about Sheekhs, have you heard the one about a scholar from the galbeed who came to visit Burco? Given the honour to lead Duhur prayers, the Sheekh cried with qushuuc while leading the prayers. After the prayers, one curious native wanted to know the Suurat that made the Sheekh cry. Only for the great sheekh to reply "Alif wax maleh".

 

Originally posted by Abtigiis &Tolka:

I recognise Somaliland as Somaliland. The land of Somali's who live in the provinces of Hargeisa, Saaxil and Togdheer.

You don't make sense but we've all got start from somewhere I suppose...

[Jacaylbaro]

@ Alif wax ma leh ,,,,,,,,,, hahahahaha

[Abtigiis]

Speaking of Alif-wax-ma leh, the Oromos are one better than the Somali’s. They don’t say Alif has got nothing. No such affront. The teacher will exclaim “Alif Maal qabaa? (what has Alif got?)and the students respond “ Rabbiin Qabbaa!” (It has got God!)/ (Ilaahay unbuu leeyhay in Somali).

 

Still on the subject of religion, is this story true, JB? Someone told me he prayed in a place under the Imaam-ship of a typical hargeisaawi (with convulted collars and Muraayad in the top pocket). The guy looked back at the first row with “Istuw! Istawu!” and said to a man with a bloated belly, “aar! taas! Shafka soo taagaysa, shafka celi ku dhaha dee!” Again, he saw a man with a crooked leg, and rebuked him, “ kaalay, adiguna ma rigoore ayaad laa daysaa, maxaad isla qaloocinaysaa! Istoosi adeer garoon kubadeed ma joogne! Istawu! Alaahu Akbar!

[Jacaylbaro]

looooooooooooooooooooooool ,,, it can happen you know ,,,

 

 

Alif maal qabee, Rabbiin qabaa ,,,,, Classic ,

 

 

A&T, Akam bultee niyow ? ,, fayaan qabee ??

 

 

I was there when this guy in Hargeisa was asked to lead the prayers in a masjid after the First Jamaacah ,,, he wasn't mentally ok but the way he dressed, they thought he is Ok ,,, after taking sometime telling them STAWUUU ,, he went to the corner of the line and looked them from the behind then screamed:

 

"Waar dee Badhyahana sima" ,,,,,,,

[Malika]

^ Astagfirullah!

[nuune]

he saw a man with a crooked leg, and rebuked him, “ kaalay, adiguna ma rigoore ayaad laa daysaa, maxaad isla qaloocinaysaa! Istoosi adeer garoon kubadeed ma joogne! Istawu! Alaahu Akbar!

looool,

 

 

JB lool@badhyahana sima, ehehe

 

 

kii aawey asna intuu masjidka soo galey suu u tukado, linke hore galay, tuug buu ahaa, magaciisana Mujrim baa la oran jirey, saacad buu ka xadey ninkii dhankiisa midig ku tukanayey, sheikhii imaamka ahaa ayaa wuxuu akhrinayey aayadan: Alam nuhlikil awaliina ninkii tuuga ahaa safkii hore intuu ka soo cararey ayuu kii danbe qabsadey, sheikhii baa aayadii sii wadey wuxuu yiri Thumma nutbicu humul aakhariin, ninkii tuuga safkii danbe wuu ka cararey oo meel cidla ayuu kaligiis istaagey si uu ugu tukado, sheikhii baa quraankii sii wadey oo yiri Kathaalika nafcalu bil mujrimiin, ninkii tuuga ahaa intuu saacadii tuurey buu masjidkii ka carerey illen magaciisa Mujrim baa la oran jirey

[Jacaylbaro]

...... and the other one who went to the Eid prayers. The prayer started and the Imam repeated ALLAHU AKBAR 7 times ,, the guy confused and turned to the crowd shouting "Waar Salaadu xagee bay ka xidhmi la'dahay" ,,,

[Fabregas]

And a man came to pray in a UK mosque. As he got ready to pray sunnah, another man was about to pray in front, but was extremely close to him. " Can you move up?", he asked. The other man responded, " why dont you?". The two men then got in a very heated argument. " Lets take this outside", one of them angrily suggested. The other replied: " let us pray the sunnah first".

[Jacaylbaro]

[Haarun]

Double standards,the very signs of hypocrisy! Its only a matter of time before my Al shabaab brothers reach the northern provinces

 

Ramadhan karim by the way.

[Jacaylbaro]

ahhh the mini-unknown ,,,,,,

[Abtigiis]

loooooooooooooooooooool@Nuune. I understood the joke but please saddexda line ii macnee.

 

Alam nuhlika awalinaa ???

Thumu nutbicu humul aakhiriin (kadibna xaga danbe yey maraan miyaa??)

Kadaalika nafcalu bil mujrimiin (we do that to the mujrihiim)

[nuune]

^^^ AT&T

 

Alam nuhlika awalinaa ???

Thumu nutbicu humul aakhiriin (kadibna xaga danbe yey maraan miyaa??)

Kadaalika nafcalu bil mujrimiin (we do that to the mujrihiim)

Normal translation

 

- Miyaannaan halaagin ummadihii hore

- Hadana aan raacineynin kuwii danbe

- Saasaan ku falaynaa(yeeleenaa) dambiilayaasha

 

The Tuug, with his broken Arabic, sidii u fudid ayuu u fasirtay, awaliina safka hore ayuu u fasirtey, aakhariina safka danbe ayuu u fahmey, and knowing his name was Mujrim, wuxuu is yiri dambiile ayaad tahay ee meesha ka carar intuu saacadii xoorey

 

 

This same guy, asoo Tafsiir akhrinaayo ayaa jirtey waliba intuu Masjid tuulo ku yaalo yimid, markaas buu wuxuu ka bilaabey suuratul Jinni ama Qul-Uuxiya:

 

wuxuu yiri: qul uuxiya qori ku mud, ilaya isha beel, nafaru nafta waa, minal jinni jinni ku dardar, faqaaluu furuq kugu dhac, innaa samicnaa salli laguu dhig, qur'aanan cajaban habeen jimca tiir ku bood(dhimo)

 

I know that is danbi, but this crazy sheikh and Tuug waxyaalahaas ayuu ka qaraaban jirey.