Somalia: Better Off under Islamic Courts?

[NGONGE]

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There has been many rumours about the fate of Sheikh Indhocade and that seven months absence before he resurfaced as the new Defence Minster of the Asmara group! Here are some of the sensational ones:

 

Straight after the defeat of the Courts, sources in the Somali capital reported seeing Sheikh Indhacade boarding a pirate boat and sailing away from the city. It is said he has been attacking cruise ships ever since.

 

Waxa la yedhi: After being handsomely defeated by the wretched Ethiopians, Sheikh Indhocade was depressed and dejected so he retired to the empty Girgire mountains. It is said that after a period of reflection and contemplation, General Indhacade realised the reason for his defeat was the lack of air support for his UIC fighters. He has spent the last seven months training a troop of pigeons to drop hot stones at the Xabashi soldiers. The Defence Minster now feels ready to defeat this modern day Abraha.

 

Others dispute both the above stories and claim that Sheikh Indhocade has spent the last seven months in the capital of Somalia. They say he comes out only at night and goes about knocking on people’s doors and encouraging them to maintain the resistance. It is said that he’s wearing a very convincing disguise and that even when he walks past Xabashi troops they never can recognise him! Some people even claim that he’s been donning some hazel coloured eye lenses and had shaved his beard off, but we find the shaving of the beard claim a bit farfetched.

 

The most unconvincing argument so far is that Sheikh Indhocade has been working (undercover of course) as a kitchen porter in Villa Somalia! It is said that he mixes the TFG president’s drinks with his own hands and helps to cook his food too! Many in his Shabaab movement have sent him messages (via those fighter pigeons) urging him to poison AY and have it done with. But noble Indhocade’s religious principles forbid him from stooping so low.

 

Some sketchy reports claim that Mujahid, Sheikh and all round nice guy Indhocade has been dead for the past seven months. They argue that the Asmara group are using his name merely to win the support of his sub-sub-clan.

 

The most convincing and credible report so far is the one that portrays Indhocade as a modern day Rambo! It is said that he spent the past seven months right in the middle of the capital and is single-handedly responsible for all the recent resistance attacks. He has become a sort of legend in the capital (and indeed many other parts of Somalia). Whenever someone exhibits signs of bravery and valour you hear people exclaiming: yarko geesisana, ma indhocade baa?

 

Our final outrageous report claims that Sheikh Indacadhe has been a victim of Ethiopian extraordinary rendition and is now languishing in an Addis Ababa jail! We reject this report on the basis that the Asmara group are not naïve enough to give a job to someone that can’t actually do it (excluding ina Caidiid of course).

 

 

 

What say you?

[Jacaylbaro]

loooooooooooooooooooool

[Thierry.]

Saxiib that was uncalled for know when to censor yourself. There is one thing mocking a man then there is bringing the Islam into it

 

 

Waxa la yedhi: After being handsomely defeated by the wretched Ethiopians, Sheikh Indhocade was depressed and dejected so he retired to the empty Girgire mountains. It is said that after a period of reflection and contemplation, General Indhacade realised the reason for his defeat was the lack of air support for his UIC fighters. He has spent the last seven months training a troop of pigeons to drop hot stones at the Xabashi soldiers. The Defence Minster now feels ready to defeat this modern day Abraha

[Emperor]

yarko geesisana, ma indhocade baa?

LOOL , Just Halirious.

[NGONGE]

Originally posted by Thierry:

Saxiib that was uncalled for know when to censor yourself. There is one thing mocking a man then there is bringing the Islam into it

 

 

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Waxa la yedhi: After being handsomely defeated by the wretched Ethiopians, Sheikh Indhocade was depressed and dejected so he retired to the empty Girgire mountains. It is said that after a period of reflection and contemplation, General Indhacade realised the reason for his defeat was the lack of air support for his UIC fighters. He has spent the last seven months training a troop of pigeons to drop hot stones at the Xabashi soldiers. The Defence Minster now feels ready to defeat this modern day Abraha

It wasn't I that brought Islam into it, saaxib. I'm just lampooning the warlord-come-sheikh-come-resistance-fighter. Stop being sensitive. Islam is not being ridiculed here, not by me at any rate.

[Sharmarkee]

^^a Tfg propogandist is hard at work, what happened with your fairness and neutarlity positon, or new positon of ambassadorial postion is in the offing, someone is thinking NG is the new mouthpiece for the frailing tfg. the winds of change .loool

[NGONGE]

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Oh come on. One does not have to be a TFG fan to make fun of the lunacy of the Asmara group. Though the more they come up with crazy decisions like this the closer most people will veer towards the TFG.

[Allamagan]

Agree, compared to these warlords and this unpopular tfg stooges, yes, they, the UICs, were much better off. However, people should ask themselves why all of the sudden and unexpected demise of UICs. Hope they learn from the mistakes in the past.

[Wigad]

Good thing Indhocade doesnt have an uncle like abdullahi yusuf or Hiiraale on SOL who will protect him no matter every mistake and whole he goes into if that happened every indhocade post would be followed by a thousand posts just like duke and horn do it when their uncles are touched.

[Juje]

Originally posted by Saalih:

Good thing Indhocade doesnt have an uncle like abdullahi yusuf or Hiiraale on SOL who will protect him no matter every mistake and whole he goes into if that happened every indhocade post would be followed by a thousand posts just like duke and horn do it when their uncles are touched.

Loooooooooooool....!

This is definately a point the admin should ponder, and seek to recruit a nephew of Indhacade into SOL..

That aside since you come to being the closest is there any chance you can take that role while the admin go into search mode..

 

Tahlil sxb am still waiting for your useful info regarding the mystery seven months, though Ngonge was helpful I doubt whether he can be relied to have a inside story..

[Tahliil]

Sorry to disappoint you Juje...but that actually was my way of saying instead of yapping and yowling for the sake of yapping and yowling, be analytical and ask the applicable questions first then lynch...not the other way around

[Juje]

Originally posted by Tahliil:

Sorry to disappoint you Juje...but that actually was my way of saying instead of yapping and yowling for the sake of yapping and yowling, be analytical and ask the applicable questions first then lynch...not the other way around

And I asked sxb, and you have yet to answer. Will it be wrong to assume then it was all hollow excuses from your side rather than 'yapping and yowling ' from me.Since you have no substential explanation I have to accept Ngonge's illustration at face value.