Black Ahmed exposed; officially working with Kenyan gov TFG

[Kashafa]

Read all about it: The two clannist criminal cousins of Gaandi and Ahmed Madoobe signed a treaty wherein they join forces, incite clan warfare, and carry out the agenda of the Kenyan goverment in Jubooyinka(or at least, try to...markii la karbaasho bay xudooda orod-orod ugu cararaayaan)

 

Of course, you will still find some maan-gaab sheep who will claim that both men are patriotic Somalis...because they are working for Somalia's interest and they have been forced to work for Ethiopia and Kenya because of the baddie bad guys: Al-Shabaab. If Black Ahmed and Gaandi go on TV and announce they are taking direct orders from and are getting paid by the Kenyan gov, you will still find maan-gaab sheep not only defending them, but also claim that this naked treason is justified and has theological legitimacy(lol) because Abdulqaadir Gacamay and Bashiir Salaad said so in a fatwa.

 

Caqligaas aa meeshaan ku haynaa, ee bal kawarama akhyaaray ? Say you're a leader(school, family, workplace, etc) and you have to deal with this craven mentality that does not shy away from anything no matter how low or how heinous ....what would you do ? Honestly now.

 

Original source

 

Somali source, laga soo xigtay aljazeera report

 

 

Somali shacab gives their reaction(Gobonimo perspective):

 

Ishii buktooy kubikaac ahmed madoobe in uu ahaa inashariif soo idin macadaan kuwíi lahaa waa xizbul islaam hakajawaabo ahmed madoobe asaga iyo maqtal daahir ayaa iskumar laqatay asaga waa lasodaayay ahmed madoobe maqtalna god madoow ayaa laguturay taas ayaa kuugu filan daliil

Excellent point. Bashir Makhtal is still locked up; Black Ahmed was released. Happenstance ?

Waa war macquul ah, waxaana ka fahmi karnaa:-

 

1. In Axmed Madobe awooddiissii milleteri baaba’day waayo DKMG ah wuxuu u yaqaanney “RIDDO”, haddana wuu la heshiiyey, marka ninka meesha tabar baa dhigtay, dabcan Dawladduna waxay rabtaa taageerada Axmed Madobe ee deegaanka inay ka faa’iidaystaan.

 

2. Axmed Madobe wuxuu kaloo rabaa sidii uu Kenya xiriir ula yeelan lahaa, taasna waxay kallifaysaa inuu DKMG ah kamid noqdo.

 

3. Arrintaan waxay isku soo dhaweyn kartaa Xizbul Islaam iyo Alshabaab waayo waxyaaalaha ugu waaweyn ee ay isku hayeen waxaa kamid ahaa arrinta Axmed Madobe, mar hadduu Axmed Madobe cadowgii ku biirayna haddee waa mid kamid ah qodobaddii la isku hayey oo meesha ka baxay. Marka Xizbul Islam ama saaxiibkood ayay raacayaan ama Alshabaab ayay la heshiinayaan.

 

4. Heshiisku macno badan samayn mayo waayo hal beel ayaa heshiiska gashay, jubbooyinkana beelo badan ayaa daga oo wiliba xurguf ka dhaxayso.

 

F.G. Walaalaha Soomaalida waxaan uga nasteexaynayaa inay iska daayaan isticmaalka kalmadda “RIDDO” ama gaalaysiinta.

On-point analysis.

Warkani hadduu jiro oo xaqiiq yahay waana filayaa inuu run yahay waa Wax laga naxo waayo waxa aan sugaynay dhexdhexaadinta odayaasha iyo dadka waxgaratka ah oo muddo hawsha dhexdhexaadinta ah wadey.Dhinaca kale waa war wanaagsan waayo Axmed madoobe inuu Riddo ku dhacay waa muuqatay waayo sida munaafiqiinta ayuu isku qarinayey oo uu lahaa diinta ayaan udagaalamayaa, Subxanallah, Allahayow gaalo muslim ku soo duulaysa aanaan u noqon xaabo, warkii alshabab ay hore ucaddeeyeen waa rumoobay oo Ethiopia inuu basaas u yahay waa caddaatay ilaahay isaga iyo xilfigiisa iyo gaalada iyo murtadiinta intaba ha jebiyo. Xasunallah wanicmal wakiil.

Ironically, this "union" of traitorous cousins backfired immediately: Hiiraale and Fartaag, another traitorous cousin duo, now feel threatened by this clan calculus and refuse to work with Ahmed Madoobe and Gaandi. Lol, the. irony. is. just. too. thick. Battle of Ahzaab all over again and the dissolution of the enemy army.

 

Turned out to be a net positive for Shabaab

30 meeyo ka mida Ciidamada Axmed Madoobe oo heshiiskan ka warhelay kana gadoodey ayaa u galey Maamulka Xarakada Shababul Mujaahidiin ee Gobolada Jubooyinka, waxaa sidoo kale jira ciidamo qeybo Jubooyinka ka mida ku sugan oo laga yaabo iney Al-shabab ku biiraan

This isn't the first defection, as Somalis sites have been reporting streams of defections from Ahmed Madoobe for some time now as the misguided youth awaken to his true face: that of a wretched traitor. Anything goes in the name of power and in the name of Tol-ka. When he says "Dadka deegaan'ka", it's code for Tol-kayga.

 

He is now at the mercy of clan-owr-kacsi(Tolaaay, Tolaaaaay). Ferguson & Haatu, how about a dhaanto for Uncle Ahmed, eh ? Kistoo yar oo shaah iyo xanjo ku gato haloo arooriyo yaah ? Shax-shax

[Raamsade]

This is yet another monumental failure and defeat for Alshabaab and company. Their rash and myopic decisions have driven away many competent and potential allies into the arms of their foes. What did they expect when they push former allies against the wall without even offering a face saving exist strategy. Not only have they planned to marginalize Ahmed Madoobe and his constituency but they've added insult to injury by humiliating him in his own turf. They left Ahmed Madoobe with only 2 choices: be completely marginalized and become irrelevant OR stay relevant by joining the TFG. But make no mistake Ahmed joins the hapless TFG not out of conviction but out of convenience.

[Mr. Somalia]

To All Nomads:

 

You are invited!!!!!!

 

Come join us and be swept away by the unbridled anger at the ending of an unholy matrimony. As part of our unending civil war-- we would like to bestow you the honor with an invitation to announce your presence at the public divorcement of Caanoboore Axmad Madoobe from the hellhounds of Al Shabab.

 

SomaliaOnline Temple of Religious Deviants, Anarchists, Secessionists and Pirates

287 Bariis dr.

Maryooley, MN 554 545

 

There will be a small ceremony before hand, as Caanoboore Axmad Madoobe must perform the honorary pre-divorce ritual of first poisoning a tumbler of caanoboore milk, then feeding it to his former lovers --now new foes-- Al Shabab; which, in his neck of the woods, is considered a sign of bitter hostility and open enmity.

 

After this attempted fratricide, the wild festivities will be enough to knock your suicide belts off.

 

Just look at this list of fun:

 

SPECIALS

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Live band playing authentic terrorist music

including the latest rap remixes- performed by Kashafa a.k.a KashMoni.

 

GAMES

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Strap a suicide vest on an unsuspecting teenager, replete with authentic plastic explosives;

What style of cimaamad are you wearing? An all you can drink caanoboore competition; And who is the most retarded.

 

SEMINARS

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How to be a grave robber; How to argue that everyone in the world is a murtad; How to become a suicide bomber; The art of Dhaanto in the jungle; Extreme Taxi driving, and how to survive on section 8.

 

We expect festivities to start promptly at 8pm, so come early and don’t forget to RSVP of this thread!!

[Kashafa]

This is yet another monumental failure and defeat for Alshabaab and company

If gaining hundreds of repentant fighters and showing Umada Soomaliyed the ugly clannish face of Ahmed Madoobe is considered a 'failure & defeat', I hope we see more 'failures & defeats' of this sort in the days to come.

 

But make no mistake Ahmed joins the hapless TFG not out of conviction but out of convenience.

Agreed. Convienence because he is nothing more than a power-hungry warlord who will offer his services to anybody that will pay him. In Ahmed's case: Ethiopia, Kenya, and the TFG. Men like him deserve the utmost humiliation before they are destroyed.

 

When Black Ahmed is captured, I hope the Xisbah parade him throughout the streets of Kismaayo making him hold a sign that says: "I tried to attack Kismaayo with my clan militia and was an agent for both Ethiopia and Kenya. Look at me now. This is my reward. Kids, don't follow my career path"

 

They left Ahmed Madoobe with only 2 choices: be completely marginalized and become irrelevant OR stay relevant by joining the TFG.

He became irelevant the very minute he cut a deal with Ethiopia. Nigga was livin' large in a rented villa in Addis while the likes of Bashir Maqtal languish in Xabashi jails to this day.

 

No, abti. Ahmed's current disgrace is all of his own doing.

 

What did they expect when they push former allies against the wall without even offering a face saving exist strategy

Here's the best face-saving strategy I can think of for Ahmed Madoobe and it consists of four parts:

 

Part I: Get on your knees.

 

Part II: Beg for mercy.

 

Part III: Cry & grovel to emphasise how truly wretched and destitute you are.

 

Part IV: Maxkamadaha(Judiciary) ee Wilaayada Islaamiga ee Juboyinka may then grant you clemency in the form of exile, after which you can join Cabdullahi Amxaar in Yemen.