NGONGE Posted February 26, 2005 I would like to apologise in advance to fellow LFC fans A primary teacher starts a new job at a school on Mersyside and, trying to make a good impression on her first day, explains to her class that she is a Liverpool fan. She asks her students to raise their hands if they, too, are Liverpool fans. Everyone in the class raises their hand expect one little girl. The teacher looks at the girl with surprise and says: "Mary, why didn't you raise your hand?" "Because I'm not a Liverpool fan," she replied. The teacher, still shocked, asked: "Well if your not a Liverpool fan, then who are you a fan of?" "I'm a Manchester City fan, and proud of it," Mary replied. The teacher could not believe her ears. "Mary, why, pray tell, are you a City fan?" "Because my mum and dad are from Manchester, and my mum is a City fan and my dad is a City fan, so I'm a City fan too!" "Well," said the teacher, in a obviously annoyed tone, "that's no reason for you to be a City fan. You don't have to be just like your parents all the time. What if your mum was a prostitute and you dad was a drug dealer and car theif, what what you be then?" "Then," Mary smiled, "I'd be a Liverpool fan." Just in case you need it.. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BOB Posted February 27, 2005 Originally posted by NGONGE: What if your mum was a prostitute and you dad was a drug dealer and car theif, what what you be then?" "Then," Mary smiled, "I'd be a Liverpool fan." anything negative about Liverpool will always put a smile on my face and i am not even a Man Utd Fan. . PS. Sxb don't apologize... . Peace, Love & Unity. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
N.O.R.F Posted February 27, 2005 Very disappointed :rolleyes: Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thinkerman Posted February 27, 2005 NGONGE lol that isnt exactly going to Endear you to the Scoucers Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NGONGE Posted February 27, 2005 We lost 3-2 to the new money of West London, again. :mad: I'm not too sad though. I've written off this season a long time ago. Let Senor Benitez feel his way round this year, next year is where the Kop fans are expecting him to deliver. Walk on, walk on, with hope in your heart.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
