QabiilDiid Posted October 31, 2007 LA owners, The issue is not to live in peace while the SNM hoodlums and rebels mesmerized or perhaps the right word is hypnotized, with colourful fancy images of an elusive recognition that hasn’t been achieved for the last 17 years, are rampaging on the streets of LaasCaanood, a historical Somali city that has been safe from the destructive civil-war madness seen in many parts of the country until these hoodlums attacked it in the middle of this month. Thousands of it’s residents mainly women, children and elders have been driven out of their homes after being robbed off of their personal properties. They are coming to their brothers and sisters in Somali unity in Garowe, Bosaaso, Qardho and in many small villages in Sool areas as internally displaced people in need of local and international support. As per the head of Laascaanood hospital on Somali BBC most children and the elders have started coming down with diarrhoea after drinking non-chlorinated water. Malaria is spreading among them, too. While all the looted properties are being moved to Hargeisa, the centre of the SNM gangs. A close friend of mine in Hargeisa has witnessed the loot from Laascaand being put on garage sale so funds to finance the Riyaale’s militia have to be raised. The U.S 3000 (three thousand) dollars Axmed Silaanyo boasted today on Somali BBC that he is sending to the LA hospital is part of the money raised from the loot. But here is my challenge for the LA owners. If you accept Siilaayo’s handout which is basically from properties looted from you, I, Ali Nayruus, born and raised in Daami, Hargeisa, am willing to fund raise U.S. 30, 000 dollars for you from my personal resources provided that you agree to let me marry one of your women and she must be a niece of Garaad Jaamac (GJ). Silaanyo’s militia have raided your town and have raped your women, but I just want to ask you to agree that I peacefully marry one of your women. Not a tall one even, for thirty thousand US dollars in cold cash. My offer will stay valid if the SNM gangs are NOT I repeat are not driven all the way to Hargiesa. They started the fight and fight is what Somalia needs.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
-Nomadique- Posted October 31, 2007 Originally posted by Nayruus: I just want to ask you to agree that I peacefully marry one of your women. Not a tall one even, for thirty thousand US dollars in cold cash. I always knew Somali men were much more romantic then we thought. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Miskiin-Macruuf-Aqiyaar Posted October 31, 2007 One of the most ingenious marriage proposals. Three thumbs up. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jacaylbaro Posted October 31, 2007 Why don't you send that money to Cade Muuse to finance his militia to try to attack LA ?? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AYOUB Posted October 31, 2007 What's this...Somalinimo-on-viagra? Originally posted by -Nomadique-: quote: Originally posted by Nayruus: I just want to ask you to agree that I peacefully marry one of your women. Not a tall one even, for thirty thousand US dollars in cold cash. I always knew Somali men were much more romantic then we thought.The chap has no even nomadic decency to use camels instead of dollars and the term "girls" instead of "women". Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jacaylbaro Posted October 31, 2007 What's this...Somalinimo-on-viagra? ....... looks like Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
QabiilDiid Posted November 3, 2007 Change of the terms. No more a short one. Must be a tall beautifull one. Ma Hargeyslaawi mise Burcaawi buu ahaa ninka kuu faannay oo ku farxay ereyadan: "naaga dheerdheer (make sure to fill the blank prperly) baa dhulkii yimid" That is how the SNM gang sees the SSC people and if the SNM gangs are not soon thrown out the region I see no point why I should not get that tall maariin one. Does Garaad Jaamac has daughters? Anybdoy knows? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
-Nomadique- Posted November 5, 2007 ^ Good Luck, you'll really need it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jacaylbaro Posted November 5, 2007 Garaad Jaamac's daughters are not for sell ,,, sorry to disappoint you with that moeney, you can find some qotaati and Uraago in the shallow mountains of ethiopia but Soomaalidu waxaas ma geydo .... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RedSea Posted November 6, 2007 ahahhaha, Ileen Nayruus waa reer daami...ahahaha. waar saaxib, sowtii laga baxay in dadku is yasaan ninyahow. Wadankii wali waa la isku yasaa lakin halkaad joogta hada ayaa ka helaysaa gabadh meeshas kasoo jeeda. You'll need 30,000 U.S dollars anyways regardless of who you marry for the purpose of housing and furnishing. lol Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
umu zakaria Posted November 6, 2007 Nayruus whatever ur intension or insults may be aimed at, it is not a gentleman,s way or any man,s way. Take JB,s advice waa hadii aad wali naag rabto, n what is 30,000USD? Qudur, Alloow aanad ila xididin aniga iyo intii islaamaba uraago unbaa kuu qalanta ileenee. PS. am not from LA or any where near it but am a proud somalianada. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RedSea Posted November 6, 2007 You are somalianada? That cool place I assume? lol Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
umu zakaria Posted November 6, 2007 i meant somaliayaanad. what r u Red sea? spellinmg checker? lool. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
xiinfaniin Posted November 6, 2007 Nayruus waxbuu guugaabinayaayye, gabar doon maaha! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites