Breaking News: 2 teenagers brainwashed by the cult in North-Western Somalia.

[Fabregas]

Teenagers brainwashed by the Cult.

 

 

Reports reaching our cafe desk suggest that two teenagers have been brainwashed by the cult of Somaliland. The incident took place yesterday near a well 40 kilometres from the city of Laascaanood, a disputed border town. The two teenagers were approached by two secret Somaliland officials and then programmed with pro Somaliland propoganda, whilst they were drinking water from a nearby well.Several well known Puntland doctors said the symptons of the cult taking root include: posting excessive pro- Somaliland propoganda on the Somaliaonline politics section, displaying the Somaliland flag and believing firmly in the superiority and democratic ideals of Somaliland. The two teengaers are said to be young nomads, who have started to decorate their camels and macawis with the Somaliland colours, something which is fiercely objected to by local pro-Puntland nomads. There is also a danger that two young men could be ostrisized for their association with Somaliland cult. The perpetrators are still at large, although Puntland authorities suspect an individual who goes by the nicknames of Jacaylbro or SheikaJacaylka.General Duke,the Puntland minister for information and propoganda warfare on the Somaliaonline forum, yesterday vowed to " take all measures to find and hunt down the cult". According to reliable reports obtained from local Cafes and Khat houses Puntland is close to declaring " a war on the cult" and has appealed for urgent funding from the International Community. We will keep you updated with any further news.

 

Source:Somaliaonline.com

[Jacaylbaro]

loooooooooooooooooooooool

[BarigaSanaag]

the only reason buntland is against is SL is of c lan reasons ...

[BarigaSanaag]

but a good story

 

[Johnny B]

^talk about having too many chips on one's shoulder!.