Breaking News: Hargeysans behead a hyena in a shocking act of savagery

[Kashafa]

Xaafado ka mid ah magaalada Hargeysa ayaa, markale lagu arkay meydka

Waraabe qoorta laga jaray

oo lagu tuuray xaafad ka mid ah magaalada dhexdeeda, taas oo dadweynaha xaafaddaas argagax iyo baqdin gelisey.

Sacre Bleu !!! This is the death of humanity in Hargeysa. What savagery ! What monstrous act of pure barbarity ! Wherefore the Peta's and the RSPCA's of the world ? Why the shameful silence in the face of this heinous beheading of a poor hyena minding his own business ?

 

Confound it ! The people behind this crime are worser than animals, I say ! Worser than Hitler who fried 6 million Jews in his ovens. Worser than Pol Pot who built mountains made out of human skulls. Why, calling these sub-human organisms animals is a insult to animals themselves ! It is an insult to the mouse who calls my kitchen home ! It is an insult to the cockroach who unexpectedly crawled out of my Econ textbook one day in class(while I was sharing it with a classmate. Ouch.). Even animals are above this mindless savageness !

 

Hargeysans ! Will you let this stand, I ask you ? Picture the poor thing: A poor cuddly hyena, loved, respected, and honored, by man and beast alike; Big velvet eyes, fangs the size of fargeeto, hair the texture of sandpaper, didn't hurt nobody in his whole life(except maybe that infant he snatched while his mom slept). What has this over-grown rodent done to deserve such an injustice ? Who will take care of the baby hyenas he left behind ? Who will bring a carcass home ? Who will teach them how to scavenge ? How to slink around during darkness and prey on weak, the injured, and the wounded ? Oh the cruelty ! Oh the mindless violence !

 

Yet, the Satanic monsters who beheaded this nameless beautiful hyena didn't think about all that, they grabbed him and wiigwiigwiig, sawed his head off. That not being sufficient savagery for one day's work, they then desecrated his corpse , tossing it out in the middle of the street.

 

This is wrong. This is not Islam. You simply do not kill animals, even if they are predators, even if they are attacking villages in packs. What you do is capture them, feed them, bathe them, give them a manicure, maybe even some of what Borat would call sexy-time, and just hold them prisoner, um, indefinitely,um, on your dime. Yes indeedy, thats the humane way to deal with rampaging hyenas. Beheading them, let alone touching a single coarse hair on their head is a evil crime against humanity.

 

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Hope the satire is watered down enough for the sanctimonious 'La Barabarity!' mob to comprehend. Lemme know if it's too thick and I'll try to make it even more obvious, even at the risk of giving a lecture on decency & morality(funny that).

 

Lol, Man, some folks never cease to amaze. If you wanna rail against the Resistance, if seeing them operating at free will in 70% of Somalia, 15 months after they were supposedly dealt a death blow, makes you want to jump online and fire off a few low-brow missives(feel better now ?), then do it with a little bit of sophistication, just a tad bit of style. I mean, do you wanna be Mark Penn, the laughingstock of Hillaryland mase you wanna be David Axelrod the genius behind the Obama Campaign ?

 

Don't get me wrong: I don't mean to discourage you from being shameless twits with no scruples. That is who you are and you need to stay true to thyself. By all means, continue to laugh, mock, and gloat(master-play: ignore with a cynical blind eye, not my business) about the 2 million refugees stranded in the barren countryside, courtesy of a puppet government and its hegemonic masters. Whenever a Somali is murdered by the Tigray/TFG alliance, make sure you blame it on Al-Quwayda and the wadaads per the Golden Rule: Always blame Satan and the wadaads with the Red Cimaamads.

 

Basically, consider this free political advice. I'm just propping y'all up for the inevitable day when Xabashis are kicked out and the TFG leadership are being hunted and hung from the tallest Qurac tree, one by one. If you're screaming like banshees on fire now, over the execution of 3 road bandits, how will you react when Cabdullahi "B!tch-slap" Yusuf is dangling from a rope, tongue all out, eyes bulging, yelling out his last words: "Zeeeenaaaaawiiiiii, you promised me this wouldn't haaaapppppppp....*goes limp*"

 

Think about it, yo. Giving us pretentious lectures on 'humanity & decency'(as if ur the f'ing arbitrator) is counter-productive: It sheds light on the spectacular hypocrisy that makes you a moral sniveling midget when civilians are under under attack from a genocidal scorched-earth campaign, yet then amazingly morphs you into Mother Teresa when Road Hyenas receive their deserved street justice. I mean that is the type of awesome hypocrisy that is worthy of recognition.

 

All in all, buckle ur seat belts, shit ain't even start poppin' off right yet, which is why you need to reserve some of that bubbly moral indignation for when, say, the Resistance shuts down pornographic cinemas(as it did in 2006).

 

^^ Chorus(one time now, all together): Sacre Blea !!! La Barbaric !! La Inhuman !! La Human rights violation !!

[Suldaanka]

How do you know that these are Hargeysans???

 

 

This is part of an underground witch-doctor's act. It came out in the recent few months after the success of Somaliland has become apparent. It is the work of the Somaliland's enemies.

 

It reminds me of a similar work the Siyad Barre regime undertook with the Help of the renowned Oromo witch-doctor Sheekh Biliso. These current acts have the same hallmarks as Sheekh Biliso's signature superstitious acts.

 

Waxan Quranka iyo Diinta ayaa ka wayn, ninkii Sadex Qulhuwalaha akhrista inta aanu gurigiisa ka bixin balo ma hesho. Rer Hargeisa waa inay diinta ay xejistaan si uga guuleystaan sheydaamada.

[Kashafa]

^^ Mainly satire, but I thought it said so in the Hiiraan article. Yeah, witchcraft is what says.

[Koora-Tuunshe]

Kashafa, you are really funny man with the tinker of Ghetto influence.

It does not do a justice the satirical comment itself in which you seem to be enamored as though it gives a bit of weight to your argument.

 

1. Whoever beheaded that animal is not a representive of a group . That shows their(the radical fringe group) belief of false doctrines as to who is believer or unbeliever and lack of moral intelligence.

 

2. Though animals have rights, their rights can't be subordinate to Men just to make a dwarfed point, particularly against believeres of Allah.

 

3. It has been said that the ignorant common person is easily deluded in religious matters but the poor man's interior agrees with the exterior, thus resulting in an incorrect balance in both own thoughts and actions.

 

4. No all minds accept the truth supported by the impeccable verses of Allah and the narrations of Prophet Muhammed, particularly in reponse to the Infamies of those who utilize the religion in advancement of tribal/parochial interest--one that held our country hostage for so long.

[Geel_jire]

Waraabe qoorta laga jaray today ......... yey qoorta laga jaray tomorrow

 

progress at last

[Jacaylbaro]

loooool ,,

 

 

Kashafa, you don't have to put all that effort on something we still don't know.

 

We're working on it to findout who did it and what for ...... it is a crime and crimes can happen but i'm glad it is under investigation.

 

I don't want to say it now but i've been hearing some rumours that you wouldn't like to hear.

 

Bear with me and we will find out what is happening ,,,,,

[Kashafa]

^^ Aight, Jaca, let us know yaa ka dambeeyay the beheading of a peaceful, loving, and respected Hyena. Once the perp is apprehended/found out, could you, like, initiate a investigation of war crimes conducted against hyenas ? Thanks.

[Cara.]

Classic.

[Jacaylbaro]

We'll see what we can do yaa Kashafa ,,,, I promise we will do our best.

[The Zack]

I heard some people in Somalia believe that eating hyena meat will be like taking viagra. LOL odayaasha hilib waraabe bey nag ka dhigeen.

[Jacaylbaro]

Ma waxaad leedahay sheekaduba xagga Somalia bay nagaga timid ?? ,,,,,