Responses to Yusufgate?

[Fabregas]

This is undoubtedly one of the biggest talking points that has gripped the Farax and Xalimo community. So, I thought I would sum up some of the responses to Yusufgate.

 

Yusufites: The old man is a decorated leader; he is the hero of all true Somalis. Hated by many, Loved by few, but respected by all. To clear something up: we never supported Ethiopia in the first place. It was just a temporary measure to revive the organs of the Somali republic. Bloody Ethiopians! How dare they mess with the president? Tuff! Where are our Arab Brothers? (The last sentence will be uttered silently)

 

 

Secessionists: It must be recognised that he is the sole cause of Somalia’s problems. Any solution to the Horn of Africa must recognise that Somaliland can not be part of the South. The world must recognise that it should recognise Somaliland.

 

Hardcore Islamists: Ikwhan, this is a punishment from Allah for his crimes, verily the victory of Allah is near. We shall raise the black flag high, and decapitate his head from his body. Allahu Akbar. Allah is with us!

 

Neutrals: From a rational perspective, it is safe to say that the old man will board a plane, sit on a chair at a 90% angle, and order a large black coffee. After that, he will tour all the Arab countries and raise bundles of cash to fight his foes. Reliable sources confirm that he will exchange the money at a local xawala. A rational analysis, free of clan bias, can indeed confirm that his heart will beat slightly faster than normal, due to increase stress. We will report any rational developments later on.

 

 

Beacecrew: This is an important development; nevertheless, the caravan still gallantly marches at daring speeds through the Somali desert. With all our might and effort, we shall cling to the caravan and ignore the gloomy cries of the naysayer; for these are the necessary pangs of birth, which shall lead to a new born Somali nation. Focus on the bigger picture.

 

 

p.s these do not relate to any particular posters all fictional.

[Sir-Qalbi-Adeyg]

lol.

 

Which group do you put yourself under?

[dhulQarnayn]

^^^BG is lost sheep!

 

-He aint an avowed "yusufite" like us Puntlanders.

 

-He does not support the fake cimaamad wearing deviants who bomb innocents in Xamar.

 

-He aint a deranged troglodytic secessionist like Khat-baby.

 

-He aint no Caano-boore guzzling nobody, like A&T who does't have a stake in Somali affairs because of the occupation of his territory, due to his own invirility, by the Xabasha.(I find it funny how this monkey keeps wanting to forment hatred amongst SOLers by blaming the so-called D-Dynasty for ALL the misfortunes of other Somalis)...but I digrace.

 

Anyway BG...Pick a side! oo futada dhuuqso-- meeshaan (like our forefathers) wixii feer iyo faralaad aan ku kala helno ayaanu arki doonaa ee...

 

dhulQarnayn :cool:

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u did digress - so who is to blame for the whole Somali disaster? Somali people? right?

 

Yusufites! nice term...is it comparable to Yeeyists? Where are the Addites? It seems our senior citizens rejected to languish in nursing homes but instead chose to make the whole Somali society pay a hefty price for their aging and degeneration: death and destruction.

[dhulQarnayn]

^^^Oh saaxiib, I forgot the blamocrats who choose to endlessly point fingers withOUT providing concrete alternatives of their own.

 

dhulQarnayn :cool:

Republic Of California

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finger pointing is not bad - we got to be skeptic and suspicious of all - no one trusts no one any more - and what concrete solutions are u expecting - the whole thing is out of our (somali) hands and every Somali factions has its own foreign meddlers.

[Fabregas]

DQ, bro I didn't coin that term it was coined by the general DUke himself, right here:

 

http://www.somaliaonline.com/cgi-bin/ubb/ulti matebb.cgi?/topic/9/14075

 

Protocol, I'm not particularly bothered or concerned about an old man going to Libya or Sudan, though many Somalis are.