Somaliaonline Football Team.

[MR ORGILAQE]

balls you say!

I already have two and you can find me in the women's section PRACTISING!!!!!!

[juventina]

Originally posted by QUANTUM LEAP:

North if she cant score then she can be agreat goalkeeper

are you after my spot in the team or what??! haha

 

LMAO

 

i will fight for it!!!!!!

[N.O.R.F]

I will be the main man, like ronnie

 

Bob, with a name like that u should be our coach

[Intel]

Originally posted by ORGILAQE:

balls you say!

I already have two and you can find me in the women's section PRACTISING!!!!!!

hehehehe who said we need a bloke's section

[N.O.R.F]

^^^ i think we have just solved our water carrie problem, init Rocko?

[juventina]

Originally posted by BOB:

 

Miss Ibrahimovic,

 

You can talk the talk all right but I wonder can you walk the walk? Sorry, you have to settle with Orgilaqe, Ngonge, Northerner, Quantum Leap and yours truly and the rest of the team instead of Del Piero & Ibrahomivic Ok? but would you mind doing the shaving at home because we don't want you distracting the boys and the girls with your shaving, Pronto?

 

Oooh, one more thing, forget about dribbling all over the place, we are going to play a simple "Give & Go" style of football where the ball will do all the running and movement for you and not the other way around but you are more than free to express yourself when the opportunity arises.

absolutely give and go is nice

but sometimes grab and run is better but i'm learning to be more and more professional by the day and dribble less .. hehe ... although it still comes in handy every now and then, and my assists are great and unbeatable!!

 

:cool: haha, in juve all players are busy shaving there own legs so there is no time for looking at somebody elses legs...but if you have a problem with that then i'll do it at home...

 

and just so you know, i am determined to play in one of the worlds best leagues one day ... but in the meantime i don't mind learning a couple of things from you ppl :rolleyes:

[Intel]

Originally posted by Northerner:

i think we have just solved our water carrie problem, init Rocko?

nope

team physiologist will do mate

[QUANTUM LEAP]

Well Im ready to kick some balls if anything Zla...oh btw Roko has just landed the best job of physiotherapist and guess who would or wouldnt enjoy that

 

North did you say two balls.....u only got to legs mate if not and half but wonder you gonna kick anything ... :eek:

 

BOB not to worry...Im sure I can defend as well as I talk .....n anyone who gets in ma way would be something like "if you miss the balls dont miss the base"

[juventina]

Originally posted by QUANTUM LEAP:

Well Im ready to kick some balls if anything Zla...oh btw Roko has just landed the best job of physiotherapist and guess who would or wouldnt enjoy that

haha, tell me how you liked it and then i decide, ok? :rolleyes:

 

i might not need a physical right away...my physical stats are 100%

:cool:

[Intel]

Originally posted by zlatanfan nadja:

my physical stats are 100%

and i'll make sure it stays up there

your physical wellbeing will be well taken care of dear :cool:

 

QUANTUM LEAP

[mojam]

Team: FC S.O.L.

Colors: Shirt (Red & Yellow vertical stripes), Shorts (Black), Socks (Red & Yellow Horizontal stripes)

honors: 3 Championships 1932, 1945, 1999

dishonors: Multiple Relegations from first division 1940, 1947, 1949, 1980, 1983, 1985, 1987, 2000, 2003, Violent fans, Tax evading management

 

 

-------------------- 22. NGONGE ----------------------

 

 

-- 27. QL --- 44. NORTH --- 58. ORGILA --- 36. VIKING---

 

 

-- 7. WINGER ------- 60. SUJUI ------ 11. BEENEYAL ----

 

 

------------------- 88. MOJAM -----------------------

 

 

------------ 9. NORF ------- 10. TOTTI --------------

 

 

COACH: BOB

 

BENCH: Everton Fans

 

PHYCHOTHE.: ROKKO

 

CHEERLEADERS: ZLATAN FAN NADJA, WILO

 

SUPPORTERS: SOL Politics Forum Users

 

YOUTH SYSTEM: Yes, SOL STUDENT FORUMS

 

MAIN SPONSOR: DAHABSHIIL

 

JERSEYS: REEBOK

 

Ground: NomanArena

[juventina]

hey, "vd vaart" unhappy with your spot in the team haha ... wanna get rid of me?? :cool:

 

or maybe you fear meeting me in the showers?

[QUANTUM LEAP]

Zla there is no such thing as 100%. Perhaps you an alien to the footballing scene.....every good footballer needs acheck up and I would suggest you get one ASAP

 

Oh by the way what do you see in this rat looking fella with stamps all over his face

 

Now this is going to be the training kit

 

As for the boots

[mojam]

ZLATAN

 

We should've gotten more money for your loudmouth from Juve. 7 000 000 Euros. What a ripp-off! Those Italians.

 

maybe you can join Celaya:

 

Mexican men's soccer team seeks to sign female national club player

[juventina]

Originally posted by QUANTUM LEAP:

Zla there is no such thing as 100%. Perhaps you an alien to the footballing scene.....every good footballer needs acheck up and I would suggest you get one ASAP

Originally posted by rokko:

quote:

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Originally posted by zlatanfan nadja:

[qb]

my physical stats are 100%

and i'll make sure it stays up there

your physical wellbeing will be well taken care of dear :cool:

 

QUANTUM LEAP

maybe there are other players in more desperate need of having their physical status examined ... and i can just wait while you take care of those in greater need...

:rolleyes: