NGONGE Posted September 15, 2010 Once upon a time, a brave battalion of ONLF fighters landed in the hostile SL coast. These brave bands of brothers were unexpected, unanticipated and unwanted guests. Their story has become the stuff of legend. Many historians have attempted to piece together what actually happened on that eventful day. The Somaliland National Archives, the Ethiopian Federal Library and the ONLF Historical Documents contain official correspondence between various members of the three sides discussing the unfolding events. Here are some: .................. Dear Minster, Our Ethiopian allies report the existence of ONLF troops in SL soil. They claim the rebels have landed in Saylac and are making their way to the Ethiopian border. We await your orders on this matter. Cabdi Wax ma arke SL Secret Service ............................ Dear Cabdi, This is serious news. Bal i yara sug. Dr Gaboose Minster bila war ..................... Dear Army Cheif, Warka ma maqashay? ONLF ayaa wadanka ku tamashliinaysa! Ka hor tag. Dr Gaboose Minster warka la socda ........................ Dear Minster, Warka wuu i gaaray, waana la socda. Madaxweenoho muxu yehdi? Nin Qoriga cabaystay SL Army ........................... Dear Army Cheif, Madaxweenoho wuu horda. Yaan la i tuusin ayu yedhi. Hadwotaa loo sheegi. Dr Gaboose Minster horda haysaa ........................... Dear Minster, Gartay. Hadaba Madaxweene ku xigeenka warkan miyuu la socda? Ileen waa xaafadihiise. Nin Qori kale cabaystay SL Army ........................... Dear Minster, ONLFTA buuraha ayaay hada marayaan. Ee maxaad ka sameen doontan? Cabdi oo hada indhaha furay SL Secret Service ............................ Dear Cabdi, I yara sug ban ku idhi Minster wareeray Dr Gaboose ....................... Dear Army Cheif, Raggi ma ka hor tegtay? Minster dagdagaya Dr Gaboose .................. Dear Minster, Ciidanko waa diyaar ee madaxweenaha miyuu tuusay? Nin rasaas sita Army Cheif ...................... Dear Army Cheif, Madaxweenuho hargab ayaa ku dhacay, raga iska weerara. Minster amar bixinaya Dr Gaboose ..................... Dear ONLF Command, We have made it across and we are now getting into our barrels. Nin baaldi dhix fadhiya ONLF contingent ..................... Dear ONLF Figther, The Ethiopians have found out about you. Cagaha wax ka daya. Nin sheekado ka xumaan gaadhay ONLF Command ................. Dear Melez We have informed the SL army of the rebel trespassers, they are on their way to intercept them from their side of the border. Nin af xabashi wax ku qoray Ethiopian Army ..................... Dear Army Cheif, DID YOU APPREHEND THE TRESPASSERS YET? Dr Gaboose .................. Dear Minster, We did not find them. Are you sure there were trespassers in our territory? Nin yaaban SL Army ...................... Dear army cheif, Haaa! Haa! Magaalo o dhan ayaa argtay. Hada buuraha ayaay joogan. KA HOR TAG! Nin cadhaysaan GABOOSE ...................... Dear ONLF COMMAND, We have reached the mountains and are on our way to the border. We shall try to evade the Ethiopian army. Nin baaldi ka so baxay ONLF contingent .................. Dear Minster, We have reached the mountains and are surrounding them from our side of the border. The Ethiopians are covering the other side. Nin dagaaal o diyaar SL Army ..................... Dear Army Cheif, Well done. Make sure you deal with this incident efficiently. Nin warka la socda Dr Gaboose ................... Dear ONLF Contingent, Xagay idin la maraysa? Nin warka sugaya ONLF Command .................... Dear ONLF COMMAND, We have evaded both armies and are now in the motherland. We left behind five elite scouts to cover our back. Niman sigtay ONLF Contingent .................. Dear Minster, We have captured five trespassers and are still surrounding the rest. Nin guulaystay SL Army .................... Dear Army Cheif, WELL DONE. Ha ka hadhin ban ku idhi. Nin laba mobile sita Dr Gaboose .................. Dear Melez, We have intercepted and defeated the ONLF contingent. Nin xidig cusob sugaya Ethiopian Army ..................... Dear Minster, Arr maxa wadanka ka socda? Nin hurda ka toosay SL President. ........................... Dear Madaxweene, SL TV iga dhaawo. Nin war saxaafadeed ka so baxay Dr Gaboose ......................... Dear Melez, We have chased the men into your side of the border and have destroyed their barrels. The ball is in your court now. Nin warka dhaawanaya SL President ...................... Dear ONLF Contingent, What are you up to now? Nin hees xabashi dhageesanaya ONLF COMMAND ......................... Dear ONLF COMMAND, We have broken up into three groups. Two are safe and one have fought and lost to the Ethiopian army. Our five scouts have been captured by SL. Nimanka sigtay ONLF Contingent ....................... Dear ONLF contingent, We shall inform our news arm to start writing articles about SL handing five ONLF personal to the Ethiopian army. Nin plaano kala dhigaya ONLF COMMAND ............................ Dear ONLF, Sidaad ka baxsateen ciidamada SL iyo Ethiopia? Nin farsamada ka xumaatay Sheikh Atam ............................. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jacaylbaro Posted September 15, 2010 Dear ONLF Command, We have made it across and we are now getting into our barrels. Nin baaldi dhix fadhiya ONLF contingent Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Maaddeey Posted September 15, 2010 Dear Minster, We have seen five trespassers but they managed to escape, dee maxaynu sameynaa? Nin daalay SL Army .................... Dear Army Cheif, Maxaad kalood qaban lahayd?, soo qabo shan dhalinyaro BIG FOOT ah! Nin been badan Dr Gaboose Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NGONGE Posted September 15, 2010 ^^ Way kaa xumaatay, Mr Xamaasad. I was lampooning the way the news was told not guessing if they are telling the truth or not. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
N.O.R.F Posted September 15, 2010 Probably closer to the truth than anything I've read today. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Maaddeey Posted September 15, 2010 NGONGE, igama xumaan!. News'ka ma waxaa qasab ah inaad dhinaca SL keliya ka qaadato? Edit: Dear ONLF contingent, We shall inform our news arm to start writing articles about SL handing five ONLF personal to the Ethiopian army. Nin plaano kala dhigaya ONLF COMMAND ^^where this news was told? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NGONGE Posted September 15, 2010 ^^ Waliga xamaasadaa ku jir uun. Taan aad i tustay waa mid soo socota. Wax fahan. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
General Duke Posted September 15, 2010 Siilanyu the new route to ****** liberation. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Maaddeey Posted September 15, 2010 NGONGE, part 2 iney soo socoto noomaad sheegin dee! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NGONGE Posted September 15, 2010 ^^ Part 2 waa khasab. Sheekado ma bay dhamaan dee. Lakin waxaan sugaya inta aan 'more information' helayo. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Che -Guevara Posted September 15, 2010 Something seriously went wrong with NGONGE's mind since he came out of the closet. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Maaddeey Posted September 15, 2010 ^ he took Clan is every thing seriously Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cawaale Posted September 15, 2010 Apparently Siilaanyo is to blame for the new NG. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
N.O.R.F Posted September 15, 2010 Dear Puntland President, Have you heard the news? Nin farxay Defence Minister ------------------------ Dear Minister, No, Maxaa dhacay? Faroole ------------------------ Dear President The seccessionists have been invaded by size 14s Defence Minister ------------------------ Dear Minister Thats great news. The Galgala debacle won't get any air play for a while. Lets make the most of it. Faroole ---------------------------- Dear President You're right. This will hide our problems of Galgala, Piracy and Bossaso killings for a while. Let's enjoy it and keep it in the news Nin qaad doontay Defence Minister Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NGONGE Posted September 15, 2010 What, Che? What are you opposing here? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
