Xizbul Islaam oo amray ragga iney garka sii daayaan shaarubadana gaabiyaan.

[Chocolate and Honey]

Al-Hebels of the world:

 

People should shower twice a day. Being clean sunaday ku soo aroortey.

 

Somali people: Ahem..We couldnt get out of the house for two days now. Dead bodies are pilling outside.

 

Al-Hebels: What? Why would women go outside? Without Muhram and full jalbaab and niqaab, they cant! If they are caught they shall suffer worst consequences.

 

Somali people: There are no jobs. We havent eaten full meals for days now.

 

Al-Hebels: Shirkiga iyo qabuuro worshipping is punishable my death.(reads daliil). If we find you, we shall be off with your heads.

 

Somali people: There is no clean water.

 

Al-Hebels:

Any women who isnt fully jalbaabt shall be lashed. Fitna ayey wadaan dumarka.

 

Somali people: The hospitals arent staffed. There are no medical equipments. People are bleeding outside.

 

Al-Hebels:

Zina is punishable by death.

 

Somali people: WTF? Where is the goverment?

 

The goverment: Al-hebels dont rule the country we do!

 

Somali people: we are homeless. We need shelters and food.

 

Al-Hebels.

Football? Footbal mala daawan karo! (goes to find daliil).

 

Somali people: cuntada UN soo dirto nama soo gaarto. Shalay oo kaliya 100s baa dhintey.

 

Al-Hebels:

Hadaad garka xiirtaan iska jira!

 

Somali Shacab: PLEASE HELPS US! IT IS BEEN 20 GOD_AWFUL YEARS.

 

Al-Hebels:

In sha'llah dagaalkan ma joogsanayo. We will attack America and all the kufaar countries next!

 

Somali-Shacab: WTF? WTF? WTF?

[Maaddeey]

^Shirkiga & Qubuur caabudka, Zinada Xijaab la'aanta miyaa sidaa kuula sahlan??

 

Ps. Somali-Shacab ha dhihin (just insert your name)

[Xaaji Xunjuf]

ka waran ragga qaar banu gadhku ka so bixin ama xaadu ku yartahay maxa laga yeelaya kuwaas, maa gaalada lugu tirinaya mise wala shaabugeynaya?

[Che -Guevara]

Originally posted by Maaddeey:

quote:Originally posted by Che -Guevara:

Adaga shaqsi baatahey garkaa sheegtey cidiya deyso laakin

gudoomiyaha Ururka Xisbul Islaam ee gobolka Banaadir works for an entity that claims to govern parts of Somalia. And for them to worry about how the length of man's beard is misspelled priority.

 

Amar means to order which in turns someone has to enforce the order.Of all things to do, imagine wasting many man hours on Gar sizing.

Waa maxay guddoomiyaha & waxaad sheegeysid?, dadka uu guddoomiyuhu amarka ku soo rogay waa Muslimiin, sidaas baan tusaalaha Nabagia (CSW) & Majuusta(kuwa dabka caabuda) kuugu soo qaatay, iyagoo mushrikiin ah ayuu Gar & Shaarib ku soo hadal qaaday, weli waa ii taagantahay: Ka warran hee?

Ku fahmey waxaad tiri laakin waxaanku leeyahey in country where there's lack of security, services, hunger, and what have you, shouldn't Gudoomiyahe worry about more pressing issues instead of wasting time and resources on sizing up men's beards and mustaches.

 

N so we understand each other, "amar" means to order.Needless to say any given order will have to be enforced. They will require time and resources. Time and resources that could have gone to more useful efforts.

[peasant]

^ I dont think they have such thing called phases in their plan because if they had one they would have prioritized what they want to achieve acordingly. To my understanding in the first phase they should only worry about securing the country and getting grip of all regions of the country. In Phase one, during the period they are securing the country they should only concern them selves people who are committing major crimes and ignore minor things that can turn the population against them and can serve the interest of their enemies. Phase two they start addressing social issues and implement programs that solve the problems. Phase three, they can set up proper judiciary system for the entire country and slowly start introducing and enforcing laws.

 

 

For now they are doing what was suppose to be done in later phase in phase one which puts them in conflict with the vary people that suppose to support them.

[Malika]

Loooooool@ C&H..Maandeey just responded as expected..Looooool

[rudy-Diiriye]

Yup...a homie needs to have a garka but i cant stand a women with shaarbo! thats gross.

[Miskiin-Macruuf-Aqiyaar]

Tan hoos ka baxdana xee ka dhahayn? I mean, it too is sunna in la iska jaro kistoo after 40 days, but why don't they enforce that too?

 

They will have my full support if they do that and would seek as an enforcer who makes sure the sisters trim. Kamoon to wadaad ku sheegaas waalan, bring it on.

[Somalina]

lol@enforcer...

[Che -Guevara]

Peasant.....One distinction about Somali leaders is their fondness to evade responsibility.

[NGONGE]

Maaddeey did not answer my question. Very strange!

[Polanyi]

Originally posted by peasant:

^ I dont think they have such thing called phases in their plan because if they had one they would have prioritized what they want to achieve acordingly. To my understanding in the first phase they should only worry about securing the country and getting grip of all regions of the country. In Phase one, during the period they are securing the country they should only concern them selves people who are committing major crimes and ignore minor things that can turn the population against them and can serve the interest of their enemies. Phase two they start addressing social issues and implement programs that solve the problems. Phase three, they can set up proper judiciary system for the entire country and slowly start introducing and enforcing laws.

 

 

For now they are doing what was suppose to be done in later phase in phase one which puts them in conflict with the vary people that suppose to support them.

I don't know if you have following, but they have been doing all the things you mentioned. This(security, safety and the return of commerce in many parts of SSomalia. ) has been acknowledged by the international media and even the UN in one recent report. Having said that, banning people from watching the world cup and enforcing people to grow or beards/wear the trousers above the ankles shows a certain ignorance of Somali Islamists in the understand the current global climate and the spirit in which the Shariah should be used( the point is not to enforce and ban everything deemed..(even if there are sharci evidences...........)

[NGONGE]

^^ No. No. They can ban whatever they like but what is the punishment for watching football or shaving your beard? That's the real important question.