Women!!!

[Hibo]

WHITE WOMAN:

First date: You get to kiss her goodnight.

Second date: You get to grope all over and make out.

Third date: You get to have sex in the missionary position. 1 year anniversary: You got yourself a nymphomaniac. She wants it all the time. All positions

 

ITALIAN WOMAN:

First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive restaurant.

Second Date: You meet her parents; her mom makes spaghetti and meatballs.

Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you and insists on a 3 carat ring.

5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together and hate the thought of having sex.

6th Anniversary: You find yourself a girlfriend.

 

IRISH WOMAN:

First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.

Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.

20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex.

 

JEWISH WOMAN:

First Date: You get dynamite head.

Second Date: You get more great head.

Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get head again.

 

CHINESE WOMAN:

First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but nothing happens.

Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner but nothing happens again.

Third date: You don't even get to the third date and you have already realized nothing is going to happen.

 

INDIAN WOMAN:

First date: Meet her parents.

Second date: Set the date of the wedding.

Third date: Wedding night.

 

BLACK WOMAN:

First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.

Second Date: Your get to buy her and her girlfriends a real expensive dinner.

Third Date: You get to pay her rent.

Tenth Date: She's pregnant.

 

LATIN WOMAN

First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get her drunk on Riunite, have sex in the back of her car.

Second Date: She is pregnant.

Third Date: Move in with her, her two cousins, her sister's boyfriend and live happily ever after eating rice and beans in the Bron

 

 

het guys come up with somalian women...I'm one of 'em so can't be talking about them lol

peace

 

 

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[Abdinuur]

hmmm....i'll stick wit the Jewish women...jk

 

...i have this great one about somali women, but i guess i'm gonna have to wait...i know...be patient...lol

[Ugbaad]

WELL there are 2 types of somalian women:

lets start with the current bad ones:

 

First Date: all they ask for is Marduf jaada iyo dasaad coke ah.

 

Second DAte: They tell you the kids runout of Milk.

 

Third Date: They offer you place to stay. AFTER THAT U KNOW DAMN WELL WHAT COMEZ!!!!!

[Ugbaad]

OKEY NOW THE GOOD ONEZ:

 

First DAte:

 

YA'LL JUST TALK ON THE PHONE.

 

sECOND daTE:

THEY WILL ASK YOU IF YOU ARE RELIGIOUS/RESPONSIBLE

 

THIRD daTE: THEY WANNA KNOW IF YOU LEFT WIFE AND KIDS BACK HOME.

 

FOURTH dATE:

 

IF YOU SAID NO TO THE LAST QUESTION, YOU ARE GUYS ALREADY DISCUSSING MARRIAGE.

 

fIFTH AND LAST DAtE:

 

YA'LL WILL SET THE FOOD EATING DAY WIT THE ENTIRE RELATIVEZ. NOW YOU ARE ALL SET AND HAPPILY EVER AFTER TOGETHER. MAY ALLAH BLEZZ YOU GUYS AND YOUR DUMB LOOKING FUTURE KIDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Hibo]

Indhadeeq...sis just a thought but aren't Italian,Irish and Jewish Women all white women

[Cadeey_Aba_Nur]

Cutie*** Irish is White but the rest aren't considered....

 

Tha is funy though

[KUUSOOW]

SOMALI WOMEN:

 

first date: have you got a car or do u work

second date: i have never been touched so pls..

third date: can you borrow me £ 3000 dollars etc

Fourth date after playing around she raedy and unconscious and you get phone calls every hour or so(mind u she suppose to be virgin though)

[Kool_Kat]

Indhadeeq, since you said "hey guys come up with somalian women...i'm a girl myself so can't be talking about her", does that mean you don't want the ladies input??? Just curious...

[Hibo]

loool @ kool kat

no girl ...please feel free to state your opinion

[Ugbaad]

alla waraa you must be kidding Kuusow? i think you are mistaking us to them chicken head, goldigging african american trickz. coz for all i know $omalian women don't use ya'll like you are claiming maybe you had bad experienced, but plz don't generalize us all. 95% of somalian women now days are fully independent. maarka have a secound thought on that comment plz.

[XawoTako]

ok, i'll try but this is just an oppionion!

 

First date: it's not 'really' a date, you're just two good friends having dinner together at a nice dimly lit restuarant.

 

second date: back on the phone, a decision has been made whether she will see you again or not.

 

third date: doesnt happen because someone she knows jumped out of the bush on her way to meeting you.

 

fourth date: test out the brain, argue and discuss anything and everything.

 

fourth date: back at home, you are either getting points on the chart or the phone has stopped ringing

 

fifth date: time to make it public, meet some of her friends

 

sixth date: you're sitting on fadhi carbeed sipping tea with her father (congratlations, you made ut)

 

seventh date: because of the wild wedding, you can no longer afford to go out, and all problems begin now...

 

 

LOL

 

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[Funkysista]

lol that was a good one. Turn out to be chinese women are Gold diggers but what about the somali sisters..*LOOL*

 

The Real sistas:

 

First date: Nice fanzy dinner. She finds out whether he is sexy, caring and understanding.

 

Second date: Goes home and does her home work searching who he really is!

 

Third date: He meets her bestfriend..still not sure but she smiles anyway

 

Fourth date: that's when things either go well or the sister changes her mind about the brother.................COS MEN LIE ALOT

 

[wiil-waal]

looooooooooooool, indhadeeq,,b4 i respond about somali woman, i dont see any good reason why you are skipping about it, anyways u mentioned other women, you were'nt shy about that part,,were you?

 

WIIL-WAAL//A TRUE NOMAD

[RayZak]

loooooll..that is funny...but i c u r tryin to figure out how somaliz r like..looool ..and it's more than u guys have mentioned above..waa wareey...war ma indadeeq meeley ka aamustay ...lasheegi karaa........

 

[Precious_Flame]

 

 

ey girlz..seems to me theze comments are all from life experiences..lol