The link between women and comp. programs

[Haashim]

This is just for FUN , but it's intresting, which one you think is the funniest?

 

SERVER woman:

She's always busy when you need her.

 

WINDOWS woman:

Everyone knows that she can't do a thing right, but none can live without her.

 

POWERPOINT woman:

Only Bill Gates has the will to use her more than half an hour.

 

EXCEL woman:

They say she can do a lot of things, but you mostly use her for your four

basic needs.

 

WORD woman:

She always has a surprise reserved for you, but no one in the world is able to

fully understand her.

 

DOS woman:

Everyone has had her at least once, but no one wants her anymore.

 

BACKUP woman:

You have always believed that she has everything you need, but when "X-hour"

comes, you find out that she has missed something.

 

VIRUS woman:

Also known as "wife"; when you are not expecting her to, she comes, installs

herself and uses all your resources. If you try to uninstall her you will lose

something, but if you don't try to uninstall her you will lose everything.

 

SCANDISK woman:

You know that she is good and that she only wants to help you, but you never

know what she is really doing that for.

 

SCREENSAVER woman:

She is not worth anything, but at least she's fun!

 

RAM woman:

She forgets everything you say when you disconnect her.

 

HARD-DISK woman:

She remembers everything.... FOREVER.

 

MULTIMEDIA woman:

She makes horrible things look beautiful.

 

MICROSOFT woman:

She wants to have domination over all the men she meets, and she tries to

convince them that this is the best thing for them. She will do the best she

can to make you fight against other women, and she promises you that you will

have everything you want if you will give her your address book. Before you

figure it out, she will be the only one in your life... it will even come to the

day when you will need her permission to open your refrigerator or start your

car.

 

PASSWORD woman:

You think you're the only one who knows her, but in reality all the world

does....

 

MP3 woman:

Everybody wants to take her...

 

USER woman:

She ****s up everything she does, and she always asks for more than she needs.

 

CPU woman:

From outside, she looks like she has everything, but on the inside she is

empty...

 

MONITOR woman:

She makes life look better and brighter.

 

CD-ROM woman:

She's always going faster and faster.

 

DATAWAREHOUSING woman:

She keeps you informed of everything, except what you really want to know.

 

E-MAIL woman:

Out of every ten things she says, eight are bullshit.

[Ariadne]

Originally posted by muraad:

This is just for

JOKE

 

SERVER woman:

She's always busy when you need her.

 

HARD-DISK woman:

She remembers everything.... FOREVER.

these two were the funniest

[Hibo]

Thanks

that's nice joke!!!!

 

only comp experts can understand how those functino work.

[Lefty]

DOS woman:Everyone has had her at least once, but no one wants her anymore.

 

Are you thinking what I'm thinking!

 

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[SomaliaOnline-President]

Are you thinking what I'm thinking!

Uh, i think so Lefty. But can't say it out loud---and talk about. You understand.

[Lefty]

loooooooool@Mr.President

 

I guess we're on the same Page! huh

 

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