Mombasa_QUEEN Posted April 23, 2004 salam caleykum bro and sis!!! reason why i like being a woman:we can scare bosses with mysterious gynecological disorder excuses. Taxis stop for us.We dont look like frog in a blender when dancing. No fashion faux pas we make could ever rival the speedo. We don't have to pass gas to amuse ourselves. If we forget to shave, no one has to know. We can congratulate our teammate without ever touching her rear. We never never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there. We have the ability to dress ourselves. We can talk to people of opposite sex without having to picture them naked. If we marry someone 20yrs younger, we're aware that we look like an ***** . There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems. We'll never regret piercing our ears. we can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes. we can make comments about how silly men are in their presence, becouse they aren't listening anyway. so thats alot of reason why i like being a woman. lol Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
x_quizit Posted April 23, 2004 lol mombasa, hilarious! ...i thought i was the only one feeling that way...let me add one more...we never have to use rogaine...oh wait...there are bald women these days, i take it back. Also, i tell male teachers if im running late in handing in an assignment, that i got "feminine" issues...u should see how fast they say "ok...hand it in whenever!"... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mombasa_QUEEN Posted April 23, 2004 lol gurl true on that and one more thing is we dont have to use vaseline loooooooool. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PlayMaker Posted April 23, 2004 We can talk to people of opposite sex without having to picture them naked. You don't? what the hell!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rudy-Diiriye Posted April 23, 2004 word! i wonder who the hell is using vasline!! and what for? so tell us what u dont about it! common plz! i am all ears! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cawralo Posted April 23, 2004 Oh my God! I am a dude!!! :eek: :eek: :eek: Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mombasa_QUEEN Posted April 23, 2004 lol rudy if you dont know about guyz using vasline then u way behinde lakiin dont try to know coz its yuckky. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pearl Posted April 23, 2004 reasons why i love being a woman: 1. having to eat while everyone else is fastin....hhmmmm!...i just love stuffin my face with food and commentin on how yammy it is 2.ability to give birth...ahh..miracle... with drugs off course! 3. wide range of clothin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bambina Posted April 23, 2004 Salam Alaykum , 1- I was born as a woman , got not choice but to love what I am. 2- If I make up a sad and desperate face ,guys will come up asking me if Im doing OK ( naah thats a joke wish it was true) 3- I can get emotionnal , ruine everyone's life and still get away with it :cool: 4- I can be sexy ,wear flashy clothes and high heals and still nobody will call me lesbian ,in other hand it must hell for guys Dear Mombasa_Queen , I thought men and women were equal , does that mean we dont picture them naked too ? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rudy-Diiriye Posted April 23, 2004 Originally posted by Mombasa_QUEEN: lol rudy if you dont know about guyz using vasline then u way behinde lakiin dont try to know coz its yuckky. well....hmm! nope! i am blank, care to educate me about it!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuCkY Posted April 23, 2004 LoooL@YaLL.RIght on M_Q. Reason I Like bEing a woman its cuz I aint a man...Lol no pun intended...heck take it as you Like. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
