Help Me Find A Girlfriend

[MAXIMUS POWERS]

I am sick of crying myself to sleep every night. This is causing me sleepness nights and I am beginging to think that maybe just maybe that its over for me. yet I am so eligible

 

I am not fussed about looks and the usual malarkey. All I ask is that she has a liberal arts degree and can debate with me so we can have intellectual orgasms. with a view to marriage in 2.5 years.

 

Some man like looks, others like other things, I like brains.

[Dhagax-Tuur]

"I like beains." - You like beans!? Cajiib. What next? lol.

 

Good luck.

[Cara.]

What you need is a professional who can show you the robes. There's this guy called Dmitri, a real player, knows how to get the ladies. Let me see if I can find his number...

[SeeKer]

Originally posted by -MARX-:

All I ask is that she has a liberal arts degree and can debate with me so we can have intellectual orgasms

Why in particular liberal arts? Anything higher make her infallible doesn't it and therefore unbecoming

 

with a view to marriage in 2.5 years.

Such an odd timeline. :confused: Are you meeting a deadline in your calender?

 

I like beains.

I hope you like them on toast!

 

But all ribbing aside, if you are really interested in a girlfriend perhaps the best advise is to being open minded. Most people are hell bent looking for specifics traits when its this narrow focus that defeats the purpose. Good luck!

[Geel_jire]

Caawa ash ma tihid ninyahow I just saw ur other thread xageed ku soo afurtay malaha waxbaa badarka lagugu qariyayay ?

[Khayr]

Originally posted by -MARX-:

I am sick of crying myself to sleep every night. This is causing me sleepness nights and I am beginging to think that maybe just maybe that its over for me. yet I am so eligible

 

I am not fussed about looks and the usual malarkey. All I ask is that she has a liberal arts degree and can debate with me so we can have intellectual orgasms. with a view to marriage in 2.5 years.

 

Some man like looks, others like other things, I like beains.

How does that AKON song go again - Lonely, my heart needs someone, am so lonely.

 

A dediction to Marx.

 

Cheer up mate. Maybe you need new shades to attract the chicks and scratch the "2.5yrs" marriage plan.

[MZanzi]

In my opion, your aren't even mature enough to date

[Ibtisam]

^^^^ Not if you are still crying. Marx apologies in advance if next time I see you I can't help but LOL!! lool

 

I am sick of

crying myself to sleep

every night. This is causing me sleepness nights and I am beginging to think that maybe just maybe that its over for me. yet I am so eligible

I'm dying to say so many things but I am fasting!! So what I will say is, you have the last ten days in Ramadan to ask Allah for what you want, and if it is good for you allah will grant it inshallah.

 

2.5yrs time is too far for you to hang with some Xalimo, you need to start looking 4months before your deadline.

 

Good luck

[Chocolate and Honey]

Mostapha, Marx...Mostapha is related to Marx...No, Gasps!Mostapha is Marx. Case closed.

[MAXIMUS POWERS]

bring forth your evidence please. no cheap hadaal or the like. alleagations are serious.

[Chocolate and Honey]

Wasnt he looking online to find a girlfriend? Also, your style of writing is identical. Just saying, fishyyyyy.

[Miriam1]

This is not Marx...he can't even spell !

[Faarax-Brawn]

Dmitri,is awesome. he helped me too once

[Ardo Askari]

Upgrade brother!

[MAXIMUS POWERS]

horta i asked for your help. where is it. typical SOLer behaviour hijacking and making snide unnecessary jokes.

 

uff fooqal uff