Business_Man Posted February 13, 2004 Why men Lie!!! One day, while a woodcutter was cutting a branch of a tree above a river, his axe fell into the river. When he cried out, God appeared and asked," Why are you crying?" The woodcutter replied that his axe has fallen into water. Then God went down into the water and reappeared with a golden axe. "Is this your axe?" God asked. The woodcutter replied, "No." God again went down and came up with a silver axe. "Is this your axe?" he asked. Again, the woodcutter replied, "No." God went down again and came up with an iron axe. "Is this your axe?" God asked. The woodcutter replied," Yes." God was pleased with the man's honesty and gave him all three axes to keep, and the woodcutter went home happily. One day while he was walking with his wife along the riverbank, the woodcutter's wife fell into the river. When he cried out,God again appeared and asked him, "Why are you crying?" "Oh God , my wife has fallen into the water!" God went down into the water and came up with Jennifer Lopez. "Is this your wife?" he asked. "Yes," cried the woodcutter. God was furious. "You cheat! That is an untruth!" The woodcutter replied, "Oh, forgive me God. It is a misunderstanding. You see, if I said 'no' to Jennifer Lopez, You will come up with Catherine Zeta-Jones. Then if I also say 'no' to her, You wi l l come up with my wife, and I will say 'yes,' and then all three will be given to me. But God , I am a poor man and I will not be able to take care of all three wives, so that's why I said 'yes' this time." The moral of the story is whenever a man lies it is for an honourable and useful reason... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
7_steps_2_Heaven Posted February 13, 2004 alla beenta aa iigu daran. "men lies for honourable and usefull reasons"? HAH HAH HAAA Cont Batch... these "men" who lie for these reasons...which planet are they from? surely not the planet WE (women) live. anyways nice story. btw Ilaah maa saas looga hadli karaa? I know it's only sheeko but nevertheless... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Business_Man Posted February 13, 2004 LOL..Well walaal, this was a humourous ting I got from a friend so I thought I might as well pass it on...I am sure you found it hilarious! Cont. P.S PM me for some live updates!. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
white_angel Posted February 13, 2004 that question was turning in my head.but i think that men they like lying.or the thing u can get better live. but u can lie to who u wanna lie but to ALLAH u can't Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Delilah Posted February 13, 2004 2df, seriously, that was hilirious!!!! It actually brought a tear to my eye Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
