Gorilla Theater Posted November 16, 2007 The most starved nation in the world has once again revived an old pastime out of necessity--and I'm not talking about dung-bathing or molesting camels--I'm talking about clan hunting. This is a sport where one stick commits a misdemeanor and the victim's clan massacres the suspected stick's clan. This game has evolved since the end of the federal era (partially-civilized Somalia). Long ago, stick massacres would never surpass 100 dead in a single month, but today, they have been elevated. No longer are they just traditions held deep within the stick society, they are internationally witnessed and the sticks don't care if they continue to embarrass themselves in front of the world community. Today, clans have adopted English acronyms to disguise their dark motives, whether it be TFG or UIC or SNM; their one goal is to beg and prostitute themselves to international organizations and wealthier nations to get supplies and money to get revenge on a rival clan, even if the misdoing was just one stick spitting in another stick's face, these savages will go that far. Now, the good thing is that the sticks will never advance beyond the 8th century; mentally, physically, economically, and militarily. Thank God. This means that casualties will probably be stagnant for the coming years. May God rescue Somalia. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
