Feminist Fairytale

[- Femme -]

Once upon a time,

In a land far away,

A beautiful independent

Self-assured princess

Happened upon a frog as she sat

Contemplating ecological issues

On the shores of an unpolluted pond

In a verdant meadow near her castle.

The frog hopped into the princess's lap

And said: Elegant Lady,

I was once a handsome prince,

Until an evil witch cast a spell upon me.

One kiss from you,

 

 

however,

And I will turn back

Into a dapper, young prince that I am

And then, my sweet, we can marry

And setup housekeeping in yon castle

With my mother,

Where you can prepare my meals,

Clean my clothes, bear my children

And forever feel grateful and happy

doing so.

That night,

On a repast of lightly sauteed frogs' legs

Seasoned in a white wine

And onion cream sauce,

She chuckled to herself and thought:

I don't think so!

 

[Delilah]

lol, you go Princess!!!!

[7_steps_2_Heaven]

lool...clever.