- Femme - Posted February 19, 2004 Once upon a time, In a land far away, A beautiful independent Self-assured princess Happened upon a frog as she sat Contemplating ecological issues On the shores of an unpolluted pond In a verdant meadow near her castle. The frog hopped into the princess's lap And said: Elegant Lady, I was once a handsome prince, Until an evil witch cast a spell upon me. One kiss from you, however, And I will turn back Into a dapper, young prince that I am And then, my sweet, we can marry And setup housekeeping in yon castle With my mother, Where you can prepare my meals, Clean my clothes, bear my children And forever feel grateful and happy doing so. That night, On a repast of lightly sauteed frogs' legs Seasoned in a white wine And onion cream sauce, She chuckled to herself and thought: I don't think so! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Delilah Posted February 19, 2004 lol, you go Princess!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
7_steps_2_Heaven Posted February 20, 2004 lool...clever. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites