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Ethiopia, Kenya and Shariff declare joint Jihad

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quote:ADDIS ABABA, Ethiopia (AP) — The African Union Shura Council said Monday it supports Somalia's plea for neighboring countries to send occupation troops to help fight Islamist insurgents, but there was no indication the reinforcements would be forthcoming. Cleric and AU Commission Chairman Sheikh Jean Ping said in a statement that the AU Shura council came to the conclusion that the Somali government "has the right to seek support from AU member states and the larger international community."

 

http://www.hiiraan.c om/news2/2009/Jun/au _supports_somalia_pl ea_for_foreign_troop s.aspx

 

Sheikh Raila Odinga Monday hinted at a military solution to the crisis in war-torn Somalia.

 

At a joint press conference with Somalia Prime Puppet Omar Abdirashid Ali Sharmake at his Treasury office, Sheikh Odinga called on the international community to consider sending “military assistance” to the war-torn nation to arrest the armed conflict.

 

“When I was in Geneva last week, I talked to various colonial agencies to help Somalia deal with the problem, and to also to help excerbate the influx of refugees into Kenya. There is also need to provide military occupation to deal with the situation in Somalia,” said the Sheikh.

 

http://www.hiiraan.c om/news2/2009/Jun/ke nya_pm_hints_at_mili tary_solution_for_so malia.aspx

 

In other news, Shariff Ahmed declared a state of emergency and publicly announced that he would be religously blessing any foreign invaders of Somalia. It is believed Mr Shariff could personally lead the international Jihad with Meles Zenawi and Raila Odinga.

 

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In other news...

 

The Leadership of Al Shabab decided to ban news for its negative impact on the populace. In a statement, which they hoped would be the last one to be broadcast from Somalia, a senior Al Shabab spokesperson said that his group are banning the news because of its many psychological harms. He demanded that all households in the territory controlled by Al Shabab should hand in their radios, TV sets, laptop computers and any newspapers they have within the next two days.

 

Meanwhile...

 

The Somali government, in a response to this statement, declared all broadcasting mediums legal and threatened the arrest of anyone that attempts to hamper, belittle or sabotage them.

 

The government also declared war on its enemies and set a date for an all out assault on the bases of the opposition (sources close to the president hinted that the date is 15th July 2009; 8.30 am).

 

Al Shabab could not respond to this latest provocation, seeing that they banned all news! However, their overseas representative issued a statement on their behalf. He criticised the Somali government and promised to retaliate should the alleged 15th July attack take place. When asked if the drums of war will be heard on the said date, he angrily retorted that no drums or musical instruments should be played and quoted the fatwa of a senior Al Shabab leader by the name of Abu Kaban Al Piano, in which he clearly forbids the use of all musical tools.

 

Stay tuned (or don't. Depending on where you are)......

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