Starlight Posted April 29, 2002 Hey girls here is some great Comebacks to that all time favorite question brothers asked as soon as they seem to like ya "Why Aren't You Married Yet?" Excuses! are the answers to avoid the question LOL!!! BECAUSE, ~You haven't asked yet. ~I was hoping to do something meaningful with my life. ~Because I just love hearing this question. ~Just lucky, I guess. ~It gives my mother something to live for. ~My fiancée is awaiting his/her parole. ~I'm still hoping for a shot at Miss/Mr. America. ~Do you know how hard it is to get two tickets to Miss Saigon? ~I'm waiting until I get to be your age. ~It didn't seem worth a blood test. ~I already have enough laundry to do, thank you. ~Because I think it would take all the spontaneity out of dating. ~My co-op board doesn't allow spouses. ~I'd have to forfeit my billion dollar trust fund. ~They just opened a great singles bar on my block. ~I wouldn't want my parents to drop dead from sheer happiness. ~I guess it just goes to prove that you can't trust those voodoo doll rituals. ~What? And lose all the money I've invested in running personal ads? ~I don't want to have to support another person on my paycheck. ~Why aren't you thin? ~I'm married to my career, although recently we have been considering a trial separation. ------------------ ------------------ The best and most beautiful things in the world cannot be seen or even touched. They must be felt with the heart ... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SCORPION_SISTA Posted April 29, 2002 lool loooool ha ha ha ha ha dang starlight that was some funny hell, i will keep in mind for the next time. gosh this cracks me up so much. peace Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nubian-Queen Posted April 29, 2002 hhihihihihihihihi...damn u got it girl... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
