TOP ten THINGS onlly men UNDERSTAND

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TOP TEN THINGS THAT MEN UNDERSTAND ABOUT WOMEN

 

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Title: Did you know?

 

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Did you know ...

 

It is impossible to lick your elbow.

 

A crocodile can't stick its tongue out.

 

A shrimp's heart is in their head.

 

People say, "Bless you" when you sneeze because when you sneeze, your

heart stops for a millisecond.

 

In a study of 200,000 ostriches over a period of 80 years, no one

reported a single case where an ostrich buried its head in the sand (or

attempted to do so).

 

It is physically impossible for pigs to look up into the sky.

 

A pregnant goldfish is called a twit.

 

Between 1937 and 1945 Heinz produced a version of Alphabetti Spaghetti

especially for the German market that consisted solely of little pasta

swastikas.

 

On average, a human being will have sex more than 3,000 times and spend

two weeks kissing in their lifetime.

 

More than 50% of the people in the world have never made or received a

telephone call.

 

Rats and horses can't vomit.

 

The "sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick" is said to be the toughest

tongue twister in the English language.

 

If you sneeze too hard, you can fracture a rib. If you try to suppress

a sneeze, you can rupture a blood vessel in your head or neck and die.

 

If you keep your eyes open by force, they can pop out.

 

Rats multiply so quickly that in 18 months, two rats could have over

million descendants.

 

Wearing headphones for just an hour will increase the bacteria in your

ear by 700 times.

 

If the U.S. government has no knowledge of aliens, then why does Title

14, Section 1211 of the Code of Federal Regulations, implemented on

July 16, 1969, make it illegal for U.S. citizens to have any contact

with extraterrestrial or their vehicles?

 

In every episode of Seinfeld there is a Superman somewhere.

 

The cigarette lighter was invented before the match.

 

Thirty-five percent of the people who use personal ads for dating are

already married.

 

A duck's quack doesn't echo, and no one knows why.

 

23% of all photocopier faults worldwide are caused by people sitting on

them and photocopying their buttocks. In the course of an average

lifetime you will, while sleeping, eat 70 assorted insects and 10

spiders.

 

Most lipstick contains fish scales.

 

Cat's urine glows under a black light.

 

Like fingerprints, everyone's tongue print is different

 

Over 75% of people who read this will try to lick their elbow

 

DON'T YOU FEEL SMARTER.....

[Mizz-HurriCane]

I was :eek: but U made Me

 

Fi AMAAN ALLAH

[sYric-STiPHuLLa]

yeah

[Mizz-HurriCane]

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TOP TEN THINGS THAT MEN UNDERSTAND ABOUT WOMEN ziro out of 10

[nuune]

true all,ha ha ha ha

 

rats and horses can't vomit,are you serious about that ,i have seen a jiir or doolli vomiting like a person who has malaria or tiibisho xiiqdheer!!

[Lefty]

looooooooooooool

 

you couldn't come up one thing men understand about women huh. Ofcourse it's Zero.

[Ayaan8321]

Loooooooooooooool.....I really tried to lick my elbow and i didn´t suceed....... :confused:

[Diaspora_Dude]

CAN'T REACH MY ELBOW HELP HELP, HELP, HELP, HELP , HELP, HELP , HELP!!! I NEED SOMEBODY TO BRING ME MY ELBOW SO I CAN ****** IT.

 

LOOOL IT''SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS FUNNY BUT RIDICULING.

[Ariadne]

lol thats funny what do men understand of women nothing . I tried to lick my elbow got halfway there...