Great to be a Woman or a Man

[Malika]

I was posted this by a friend,he thought that would cheer me up..what you all think,do you agree?This was definetly written by a man!

 

Great to be a woman

Reason's why it's great to be a woman

 

Free drinks.

 

Free dinners.

 

Free movies.

 

New lipstick gives you a whole new lease on life.

 

If you have to be home in time for EastEnders, you can say so, out loud.

 

You can sleep your way to the top.

 

You can sue the President for sexual harassment.

 

No one passes out when you take off your shoes.

 

Excitement is only as far away as the nearest beauty-supply store.

 

You'll never have to punch a hole through anything with your fist.

 

You can quickly end any fight by crying.

 

Your friends won't think you're weird if you ask whether there's spinach in your teeth.

 

There are times when chocolate really Can solve all your problems.

 

You've never had a goatee.

 

You'll never regret piercing your ears.

 

You can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes.

 

You know which glass was yours by the lipstick mark.

 

It's great to be a guy

Reasons why it's great to be a guy

 

A five day vacation requires only one suitcase.

 

Old friends don't annoy you if you've lost or gained weight.

 

You don't have to lug a bag of useful stuff around everywhere you go.

 

You can go to the bathroom without a support group.

 

Your last name stays put.

 

You can leave a hotel bed unmade.

 

You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.

 

You never have to clean the toilet.

 

You can be showered and ready in 10 minutes.

 

Wedding plans take care of themselves.

 

If someone forgets to invite you to something, he or she can still be your friend.

 

Your underwear is $10 for a three pack.

 

You don't have to shave below your neck.

 

Everything on your face stays its original color.

 

You can quietly enjoy a car ride from the passenger seat.

 

Flowers fix everything.

 

You never have to worry about other people's feelings.

 

Three pair of shoes are more than enough.

 

You can say anything and not worry about what people think.

 

Michael Bolton doesn't live in your universe.

 

You can whip your shirt off on a hot day.

 

You don't have to clean your apartment if the meter reader is coming by.

 

Car mechanics tell you the truth.

 

You don't care if someone notices your new haircut.

 

You can watch a game in silence with your buddy for hours without even thinking: He must be mad at me.

 

One mood, all the time.

 

You can admire Clint Eastwood without starving yourself to look like him.

 

Gray hair and wrinkles add character.

 

You don't care if someone is talking about you behind your back.

 

The remote is yours and yours alone.

 

People never glance at your chest when you're talking to them.

 

You can drop by to see a friend without bringing a little gift.

 

You needn't pretend you're "freshening up" to go to the bathroom.

 

If you don't call your buddy when you say you will, he won't tell your friends you've changed.

 

If another guy shows up at the party in the same outfit, you might become lifelong buddies.

 

You don't have to remember everyone's birthdays and anniversaries.