Nur Posted August 29, 2004 Somali Anarchist Declaration Nairobi, Kenya. The Psychological Drivers Of Somali Anarchists What drives an Anarchist? Abraham Maslow suggested that Humans ( with functioning brains ) have a hierarchy of needs beginning with the most basic of all needs physiological, which in the case of Somali Anarchists is represented by the Mirqaan needs, to chew Qat weeds, followed by security, for the anarchists it is a Technical truck manned by riffle totting baadiye teenagers, next comes to be loved ( sorry, Maslow went wrong here, anarchists throw-up when they hear the word love ), it should be changed in their lingo by -to be feared so no one dare to mess around with them, next the need to be respected again Maslow went off course here for Somali Anarchists, it should be refrased as: ( Nin ayan shantaada kaa dhicin sharci kaama dhacsho ), and finally The need for self-actualization which is the desire to become a real Anarchist, like the deadliest warlord anarchist around. Anarchists who have a lot of weapons can scare more of their opponents by buying more weapons. The Self actualization ends when the Anarchis after killing so many people and causing so much disaster to plants, animals and people is made an Honorable Parliamentarian representing his clan who he most likely " uusan deeq ka wada simin, laakin uu eed ka wada simay " The Anarchist Government in Nairobi is going to be established on the basis of who is feared most, not who is more capable in adding value, because most Somalis believe that the FEAR need is the most important in our Nomadic culture which should be the pivotal point of our politics. The most basic need of an Anarchist thus is to be feared, because if you get really close to one of these guys, there is nothing they can offer in terms of adding real value to Somalia's development and intellectual needs, a bullet can take the life of a PhD in a split of a second, these guys know destruction very well, an art piece they have painted in our culture so descriptively the past 13 years, the question I am posing for the SOL politics section today is, do you realy believe that these Anarchists are good enough in fixing their own mess? Jajabiye Reporting from the ruins of the Old American Embassy in Mogadishu. We vote for 12 more years of Anarchy Yes For Anarchy, No To Progress 2004 e-Nuri Political Satire Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
