OLOL Posted July 20, 2005 Ghedi, The Somali Prime minister is rumored to have fallen in love with Condoleezza Rice, the American Secretary of State and the two were supposed to venture into a secret romantic escapade while in sojourn in Dakar, the Senegalese capital. The two officials, one from the poorest country and failed state of the horn of Africa, Somalia and the other from the only world super power and richest nation on earth, United States of America, met in an invitation to a house party at Dakar thrown by the president of Senegal, Mr. Abdulaye Wade. This brief rendezvous provided a perfect opportunity to Ghedi and Condi in order to take a break from their respective exasperating schedule. The two were planning to break away from the chaos of politics and diplomacy for a relaxing and romantic evening. But the lovers' plans were foiled when their first cozy interlude of the weekend was disrupted by the appearance of a stunning Senegalese Model, courtesy of the Senegalese government. Ghedi was disappointed with the disruptive hospitality of his Senegalese hosts. Nevertheless, he abanodoned Dr. Rice and left with the Senegalese call-girl. Ghedi, the new Somali PM, an African gigolo and womanizer, after ten months of grand adventures, touring around the globe in search of handouts, was successful to secure seven million American dollars from the eccentric leader of Libya, Colonel Qaddafi. The Somali PM is notorious to throw away the donated riches to the poor country of Somalia on sumptuous orgy parties. His recent Paris vacation has shown how openhanded and extravagant the playboy Prime Minister is. With her reputation forever tarnished by this African indiscretion, Condoleezza Rice is now resigned to forget the whole incident and will embark on her planned visit to Sudan.But the tittle-tattle spinners are predicting that John Garang, the newly appointed Sudanese VP, a rebel who had known the pleasures of African American women while he was a student in Iowa, will try to seduce the US Secretary of State and will definitely make sure to rub out the Somali PM’s peeved affair from her mind. Dr. Rice said that Ghedi, the Somali Prime minister seemed very sensitive and high-minded man. and she said that she didn’t expect him to run off with the Senegalese Model. Condi confessed that she finds herself falling head over heals in love with corrupt influential African men Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nomadic Activist Posted July 20, 2005 This whole topic is qashin and should be deleted. Ghedi, the new Somali PM, an African gigolo and womanizer With her reputation forever tarnished by this African indiscretion, Condoleezza Rice is now resigned to forget the whole incident and will embark on her planned visit to Sudan.But the tittle-tattle spinners are predicting that John Garang, the newly appointed Sudanese VP, a rebel who had known the pleasures of African American women while he was a student in Iowa, will try to seduce the US Secretary of State and will definitely make sure to rub out the Somali PM’s peeved affair from her mind. Really childish and imature act. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Haddad Posted July 20, 2005 Originally posted by OLOL: richest nation on earth, United States of America The truth in the above statement is stretched. The US might be the richest nation on earth, quantitatively, not qualitatively. L'Italia, a country considered at the bottom of West Europe, has a better qualitative lifestyle than the US. A comparison of the following product made in each country is ample example: Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gabbal Posted July 20, 2005 Ghedi, The Somali Prime minister is rumored to have fallen in love with Condoleezza Rice, the American Secretary of State and the two were supposed to venture into a secret romantic escapade while in sojourn in Dakar, the Senegalese capital. How very mature. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OLOL Posted July 21, 2005 Wow! Cheer up folks! This was just an imaginative spoof ! nothing more than that! just a parody to ridicule someone's obsession with how Ghedi will be meeting Condoleezza Rice in Dakar. Unfortunately, your reaction to this prank shows of how the residents of the political section are deficient in the field of political humor and satire. !none of you have that artistic proclivity whatsoever! you all sound like some frustrated geeks! eerie! isn't it? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
N.O.R.F Posted July 21, 2005 The truth in the above statement is stretched. The US might be the richest nation on earth, quantitatively, not qualitatively. L'Italia, a country considered at the bottom of West Europe, has a better qualitative lifestyle than the US. A comparison of the following product made in each country is ample Very true, this qualitative lifestyle is alot more suitable to the Italians than to the Americans. But i wouldnt say they make better Pizzas, they fall apart as soon you pcik one up! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites