Jacaylbaro Posted January 30, 2007 1. Silence, the Final Frontier: Where No Woman Has Gone Before 2. The Undiscovered Side of Banking: Making Deposits 3. Parties: Going Without New Outfits 4. Man Management: Minor Household Chores Can Wait Till After The Game 5. Bathroom Etiquette I: Men Need Space in the Bathroom Cabinet Too. 6. Bathroom Etiquette II: His Razor is His 7. Communication Skills I: Tears - The Last Resort, not the First. 8. Communication Skills II: Thinking Before Speaking 9. Communication Skills III: Getting What you Want Without Nagging 10. Driving a Car Safely: A Skill You CAN Acquire 11. Telephone Skills: How to Hang Up 12. Introduction to Parking 13. Advanced Parking: Backing Into a Space 14. Water Retention: Fact or Fat 15. Cooking I: sandwich are the best food 16. Cooking II: Bran and Tofu are Not for Human Consumption 17. Cooking III: How not to Inflict Your Diets on Other People 18. Compliments: Accepting Them Gracefully 19. PMS: Your Problem . . . Not His 20. Dancing: Why Men Don't Like To 21. Classic Clothing: Wearing Outfits You Already Have 22. Household Dust: A Harmless Natural Occurrence Only Women Notice 23. Integrating Your Laundry: Washing It All Together 24. Oil and Gas: Your Car Needs Both 25. TV Remotes: For Men Only. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nehanda Posted January 30, 2007 J that's real funny and mostly accurate. When do the courses start, I like to register few people. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Som@li Posted January 30, 2007 11. Telephone Skills: How to Hang Up good one, lol 24. Oil and Gas: Your Car Needs Both very true, Oil,gas and Water Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jacaylbaro Posted January 30, 2007 The courses are scheduled to start Mid February ,,, it is limited so register before we close receiving applications ,,,,,, You can only register for yourself ,,, to register other ppl you should submit a copy of delegation signed by the concerned person ,,,, Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ameen Posted January 30, 2007 Jacay, these are good seminars you have presented. To be fair, Communication Skills II: Thinking Before Speaking, should be more the men than the sisters because….well do I really need to explain? But I really like Man Management: Minor Household Chores Can Wait Till After The Game, see its not that we don’t like to clean, its just our time management may be a little off and if there is a game on (such as the Super-Bowl or the NBA playoffs), the chores can wait lol. But the one course I would sign my wife up ASAP is, Communication Skills III: Getting What you Want Without Nagging, but than again….if I know she’s gonna nag me till I get High Blood pressure, I wont let it get to the state (a man just told me to give it up, whatever she’s asking for….hand it over…..but you know what I wouldn’t hand over….which leads me to my next point) TV Remotes: For Men Only and I like how it says REMOTES with the S. We all know, with the technology available, she could always buy a universal remote with her money and say, “that remote is yours, but this one is mine” …..so we need to sign them up for that class lol. Like Borat would say, I like, I like……these seminars. And Allah knows best Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pujah Posted January 31, 2007 19. PMS: Your Problem . . . Not His ^^How can it not be his problem? :mad: :rolleyes: Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Buuxo Posted January 31, 2007 " 3. Parties: Going Without New Outfits " now all the other ones are BS, but this one can be explained, you can not wear an outfit 3 times in a row and esp at parties. guys should take note , girls dont appreciate guys that do that. and with Dirac's, they are not as versatile as other clothing items and can not be mixed and matched, therefore we need to buy another for the next party. which reminds me i neeed a new one for saturday :eek: Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maajo Posted January 31, 2007 Training Abuuris baa ka horeessay Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nehanda Posted January 31, 2007 J since you initiated this thread, care to come up for training courses tailored solely to men. And no bull&hits about them not in need of any, after all they are as imperfect as women. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maajo Posted January 31, 2007 Is her idea..not bad Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jacaylbaro Posted January 31, 2007 Look ,,,, you should come up with that training for Men ,, is not me to prepare it is you girls ,,,,,,,, I'm posting what you need ,,,, and someone would post what men need ,, of course from women's side Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Crystal_Clear Posted January 31, 2007 Training courses available for men 1. Introduction to Common Household Objects I: The Mop 2. Introduction to Common Household Objects II: The Sponge 3. Dressing Up: Beyond the Funeral and the Wedding 4. Refrigerator Forensics: Identifying and Removing the Dead 5. Design Pattern or Splatter Stain on the Linoleum?: You CAN Tell the Difference! 6. If It's Empty, You Can Throw It Away: Accepting Loss I 7. If the Milk Expired Three Weeks Ago, Keeping It In the Refrigerator won't Bring It Back: Accepting Loss II 8. Going to the Supermarket: It's Not Just for Women Anymore! 9. Recycling Skills I: Boxes that the Electronics Came In 10. Recycling Skills II: Styrofoam that Came in the Boxes that the Electronics Came In 11. Bathroom Etiquette I: How to Remove Beard Clippings from the Sink 12. Bathroom Etiquette II: Let's Wash Those Towels! 13. Bathroom Etiquette III: Five Easy Ways to Tell When You're About to run Out of Toilet Paper! 14. Giving Back to the Community: How to Donate 15-Year-Old Levis to the Goodwill 15. Retro? Or Just Hideous?: Re-examining Your 1970s Polyester Shirts 16. No, The Dishes Won't Wash Themselves: Knowing the Limitations of Your Kitchenware 17. Romance: More Than a Cable Channel! 18. Strange But True!: She Really May NOT Care What "Fourth Down and Ten" Means 19. Going Out to Dinner: Beyond the Pizza Hut 20. Expand Your Entertainment Options: Renting Movies That Don't Fall under the "Action/Adventure" Category 21. Yours, Mine, and Ours: Sharing the Remote 22. "I Could Have Played a Better Game Than That!": Why Women Laugh 23. Adventures in Housekeeping I: Let's Clean the Closet 24. Adventures in Housekeeping II: Let's Clean Under the Bed 25. "I Don't Know": Be the First Man to Say It! 26. The Gas Gauge in Your Car: Sometimes Empty MEANS Empty 27. Directions: It's Okay to Ask for Them 28. Listening: It's Not Just Something You Do During Halftime 29. Accepting Your Limitations: Just Because You Have Power Tools Doesn't Mean You Can Fix It Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Urban Posted January 31, 2007 "29. Accepting Your Limitations: Just Because You Have Power Tools Doesn't Mean You Can Fix It" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shakti Posted January 31, 2007 lol@Crystal_Clear.. god bless ur soul! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
