TechBoy Posted May 7, 2003 1-She was wearing the same outfit as mine, but who cares? And, it looked better on her! 2-Let's skip that sale, I really don't need anything anyway. 3-What do you mean today's our anniversary? 4-Can we not talk to each other tonight? I'd rather just watch TV. 5-Ohhhhhh, this diamond is wayyyyyyyyy tooooooo big! 6-Can our relationship get a little more physical? I'm tired of being "Just friends". 7-Honey, does this outfit make my butt look too small? 8-Aww, don't stop for directions, I'm sure you'll be able to figure out how to get there. 9-I don't care if it's on sale, $300 is way to much for a designer dress. 10-Hey, pull my finger! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BORN_BRANIAC Posted May 7, 2003 hahahahaha... good one...anywayz, here are some more... i got this from some web site i had to share it with y'all... 1. You know, I've been complaining a lot lately. I don't blame you for ignoring me. 2. The new girl in my office is a stripper. I invited her over for dinner on Friday. 3. While you were in the bathroom, they went for it on fourth down and missed. If they can hold them to a field goal they'll still cover. 4. Bar food again?? Kick ass!! 5. I liked that wedding even more than ours. Your ex-girlfriend has class. 6. I love hearing stories about your old girlfriends. Tell me more. 7. Let's just leave the toilet seat up all the time; then you won't have to mess with it anymore. 8. It's only the third quarter, you should order a couple more pitchers. 9. I'm so happy with my new hairstyle, I don't think I'll ever change it again. 10..I love when my pillow smells like your cigars and scotch. You passed out before brushing your teeth again, ya big silly! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
