PRESIDENT RAYAALE: PROPHET OF DEMOCRACY

[N.O.R.F]

^^I hope he doesnt.

 

I remember in an interview they asked him what the yearly SL budget was. His response? He turned to someone else and asked "waar waa intee?"

 

Another example

 

On one of his recent visits to the UK he was asked why he and the SL delegation were invited. His response? He said "dee waa la-inoo yeedhey" LoL

[Jacaylbaro]

loooooooooooooooooool ,,,,,,, that is the NSS style dee when they don't want to give an information they act like foools ,,,,,,

[Jabarjaan]

lol@war waa intee? suaal madaxweyne la weydiiyo meysan weydiin dee ninka

[NGONGE]

Now, with people like that in Somaliland (and Somalia in general) how the hell is one supposed to lampoon, satirise and ridicule them?

 

ps

(I have a hunch that this article was intended as send-up by the way. I still have faith in humanity).

[AYOUB]

^^ You reckon? I'm relieved it wasn't called a poem.

[NGONGE]

What would rhyme with Riyaale though?

 

 

 

[Ms DD]

cawaanle?

shanaalle

dufle

dambiille

 

Very fertile ground

[AYOUB]

lol@ Ngonge

Riyaale and Dabagaale huh? You're in trouble mate.

[NGONGE]

Heh. The squirrel is a noble and hardworking animal.

 

By the way, I heard that if you go to Somaliland carrying a Somali passport you don’t get taxed at the airport but if you go using a British, American or any other passport then they do tax you (unless your inadeero knows someone that knows someone that can get you off)! What puzzles me in this is not the tax bit; it’s more to do with the Somali passport! After all, isn’t Somalia a ‘foreign’ country? Why do they get such a privilege?

[Taleexi]

[Jacaylbaro]

Originally posted by NGONGE:

Heh. The squirrel is a noble and hardworking animal.

 

By the way, I heard that if you go to Somaliland carrying a

Somali passport you don’t get

taxed

at the airport but if you go using a British, American or any other passport then they do tax you (unless your inadeero knows someone that knows someone that can get you off)! What puzzles me in this is not the tax bit; it’s more to do with the Somali passport! After all, isn’t Somalia a ‘foreign’ country? Why do they get such a privilege?

Of course is a foreign country but since we are all somalis regardless of country names, then we should easy for those Somalis that cannot pay any taxes due to the civil war in their country. It is the least we can do for them to give them free taxation ,,,,,,,,, generious huh ??

[AYOUB]

Ngonge

What made your thoughts turn to Hargeisa's airport? Did you picture yourself being stopped by the security forces for your rude caricatures of the president? You won't admit to it but I know that's true, isn't it? Bearing in mind your photograph can now be emailed to the authorities, I don't blame you. :cool:

[NGONGE]

^^ It was more the 'you're in trouble' comment that you forebodingly made in your last post.

 

Still, the passport thing is very strange.

[AYOUB]

^^ C'mon now, you're safe with me. It's the geezer named Ex-Xisbiga (page 1) that has me worried.

[Jaylaani]

Rayaale is too far from prophet.