NGONGE Posted November 6, 2008 ^^ I am no Croesus, Malika. I can only offer what I could afford. Plus, you will be doing it for charity. What say you? Deal? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ibtisam Posted November 6, 2008 ^^Faheem what do you think My dear sis^^?? please talk some sense in to this old man. Ngonge I think I found the solution, If I get Xiin and Che to agree to this Che releasing me from my promise the other day = £100 Xiin abandoning the Caravan = £150 Will you hold to your offer and send £250 via bank??? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NGONGE Posted November 6, 2008 ^^^^ Originally posted by NGONGE: ^^ This is turning nasty now but what the heck. Here is the price list: Lily with dirac on = £100 Ms DD with her abaayah = £80 (if you're not there it is not the same). Serenity with purple lipstic on = £120 Val just coming to Covent Garden = £200 Sheh babysitting for me on a weekend of my choosing = £75 (it's the going rate for babysitters, I'm told). CL going with me on a romantic dinner for two = £300 Malika making me a cup of tea with her own hands and personally delivering it to the station = £100 My Ayeeyo promising to name her next male offspring after me = £100 Che releasing me from my promise the other day = £100 Xiin abandoning the Caravan = £150 ps I am only obliged to honour the first offer. Read the small print, dumaashi. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ms DD Posted November 6, 2008 Well I never I am the cheapest of the lot haye! I am offended. I have a right mind to come to your luuq Ngoner and tell you what is what! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ibtisam Posted November 6, 2008 So Ngonge Your only real offer is the first, the rest is HOT AIR miyaa.?? :rolleyes: Ms DD, did you miss the part where he accepted you and me for £500?? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NGONGE Posted November 6, 2008 No, Ibti. I said I will honour the first person to agree in that list. My first offer is the exception of course. DD, Blame Ibti. You were top of the list you know. (arab boys love their abaayahs). Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
-Serenity- Posted November 6, 2008 NG, make sure you send the wife and kids and my money on saturday. We will negotiate the 'finer' details of how we are going to do this later - after all, you never mentioned specifically that I'd have to meet you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sheherazade Posted November 6, 2008 Sheh babysitting for me on a weekend of my choosing = £75 (it's the going rate for babysitters, I'm told). there's charity and then there's charity. Ibts, I might make the tail end of your event. What was the blooming tube station again? Sorry. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ibtisam Posted November 7, 2008 Whitchaple, H&C and District line.^^^ So Ngonge how much do you owe me now?? I lost count some where near £900 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cynical lady Posted November 7, 2008 Ibti- add £300 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ibtisam Posted November 7, 2008 ^^Is that from your own pocket or is it for this CL going with me on a romantic dinner for two = £300 How are you and where have you been. Since you been away this old man has been out of control! :eek: Thank YOU! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ms DD Posted November 7, 2008 Morning all CL..that is a great sacrifice woman. Allah will reward you immensily Another question How do you cope with a crush? wrong thread..all answers should be posted on troll ladies Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cynical lady Posted November 7, 2008 My own pocket?? God No his dear. Ms DD thanag you and ameen...But I have a suspicious feeling your going to withdraw that after my reply. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ms DD Posted November 7, 2008 lol..bring it on Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites