In aid of Somali Orphans: Sisters Fundraising Event

[Ibtisam]

^^I don't know how to that, but some of the non UK SOLers are sending money through Dahabshiil. I was just going to pick it up and add it to the money. :confused:

[NGONGE]

^^ Meet me outside Covent Garden station on Friday at five thirty in the evening. Dress to impress and come alone. If you do it, I shall donate £100.

[Ibtisam]

^^No, I want only people who will donate for the sake of Allah and not for hooking a brother up

Acudubillah Eidt that please, it sounds like you are Shakes head

 

 

Send the donation anyway dumashi

[NGONGE]

Heh. I was going to come alone too, silly.

That is my deal. I'd hate to come across as some sort of nice and altruistic man, dumaashi. Do we have a deal?

[N.O.R.F]

^Go to the event and be charitable duqa

[Ibtisam]

^^It is sisters only, I asked him to send his eldest daughter and wife, the place is 5min walk from the new home!

 

Ngonge: No deal. I'm not going to pimp myself, even for charity. Pluz I'm have to buy the meat, food, cakes and everything on friday, the event is on sat silly.

 

How about this, you contribute £500 and I'll buy you dinner some other time. deal

 

 

by this I mean, I send the food to your office/home

[NGONGE]

£500? That is half your target. For that, I DEMAND to see Ms DD in her hot abaayah.

 

ps

You're useless at this fund raising thing. I just offered you ten per cent in return for an 'innocent' meeting IN PUBLIC.

[Ibtisam]

^^^There is nothing 'innocent' about guys Ngonge. Even I know that. Specially if they insist you come alone!

 

£500? That is half your target. For that, I DEMAND to see Ms DD in her hot abaayah

Ok you will see Ms DD in a hot abaayah as well then. Deal duuqa. I believe that is a fair deal. My target is £2000.

 

 

North, you did not answer my question above?

[NGONGE]

My offer stands with those conditions. Take it or leave it.

 

ps

Wife and daughters may make it on Saturday(if I'm in the mood for babysitting again).

[Ibtisam]

^^Cool, Make sure you give them the right address dude! I'll bully them for the money if all else fails

 

Which one £500 for dinner and Ms DD in a hot abaayah??

[NGONGE]

^^ No dinner. I'm on a diet. The deal is you and Ms DD dressed to the nines outside the station on firday evening. This time, I wont come alone.

[Ibtisam]

^^^No, even for £500, I hate social gatherings and bloody meetings in corners and streets and stations

 

Waan kaa baaxeye. No deal on my side.

 

 

P.s. What if I send Ms DD and another female?... she even looks like me

 

P.s.s. If only I could be a gold digger.

 

P.s.s.s This is so wrong NGonge! :mad: You should be ashmed!

[NGONGE]

I will wait for some reasonable people to come and try to change your mind. This is a good deal, woman.

[Ibtisam]

^^^You are well out of order, how is asking me to pimp my self a good deal. In what world is it a good deal??

 

 

P.s. What if I blackmail you with this, after all I am going to see your wife on sat?? ;D I can add some lies, wlaking, talking, acting lies that won't backfire

[NGONGE]

^^

The 'dressed to the nines' comment got you, didn't it?

 

Ok. Come looking rough.