QUANTUM LEAP Posted July 19, 2002 With the introduction of Viagra to fix a perennial male problem, a famous British pharmaceutical company is working to redress the balance: MIRRORCILLIN - A 50ml dose enables a woman to walk past mirrors for up to four hours without pausing once. STOPPANAGGIN - Gives women a vague feeling of contentment towards their spouse/boyfriend. COSMOPOLIRA - Doubles female intelligence, allowing 'facts' in trash lifestyle magazines to be disputed. LOGICON - Trials showed that females taking this were able to follow a proposition through to its logical conclusion, and argue effectively without being diverted into non-relevant postulates such as 'you don't love me any more'. PARKATRON - 72% of women taking this were able to safely reverse park a Ford Fiesta into a space only 12 metres long; 54% achieved this in under 15 minutes. MAGNATACK - Uniquely distorts the cornea, making certain shapes appear much larger than in reality - no practical use for this drug has yet been found. WARDROBIA - Clinical trials show that almost 23% of women taking this drug can safely walk past a sale notice, and an amazing 42% stayed within their credit limit. BEERINTULIN - Engenders a female desire to bring her spouse/boyfriend alcoholic beverages and snacks during televised sports. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ariadne Posted July 20, 2002 thats funny shaaqsi, but, what about a drug that enables men to understand and reply a desirable answer to the age old question Do I look fat in this? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
QUANTUM LEAP Posted July 20, 2002 Lool yeah very Cushtic too ...well that too sis .. Im sure when you look in the mirror you have nothing but shear satisfaction and pride in how tailor-made it was for you..*wink Wink** Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
