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2009 Super bowl in Benadir

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2009 Super bowl in Benadir

Waa Siday Tahay Special Edition

By Af-Miinshaar Inna Laba-Garaadle

*Reporting from Biibito reer Hebel hebel

 

The final game is in the offing. The marked year is 2009. The TFG’s token legitimacy is up for review. Col. Abdullahi wants to be the power broker behind the new setup. According to Waxa-La-Yirri nuhnuh, he has already lined up his ducks. Ethiopia will back him up even if his loyal Puntlanders go awol on him. The old man is not going back to Jirriiban. He wants to tame the opposition by any means necessary.

 

Benadir clans are as far apart as they have ever been. The animosity between the clans that reside in Benadir has deepened ever since Tigre boys have invaded the national seat at the behest of their “friendly” Somali leaders. Col. Abdullahi is banking on that fact.

 

Puntland leadership are backing the TFG in many ways. They have contributed a substantial cut of the port revenues to the TFG coffins. The militia of the region is now part and parcel of the TFG “army”. This arrangement is only verbal and it is a way of boosting Inna Yussuf’s chance to tame what is known in this part of the world Qarran-Diid. The logic is if Inna Yussuf is removed from the current position Puntland will recoil and play regional autonomy card.

 

Somaliland is officially part of the civil war. The leadership there are siding with Xabsade, someone who doesn’t share their secession goals but opposes the current leadership in the other fiefdom. To Hargeisa that event was a good chance to jack up the pressure on Garowe. It also gives Riyale’s UDUB party - a codename for clan alliances of Hargeisa-Berbera-Borame clans - a breathing space. It is a war time and the boys from Togdheer and West Sanaag will do the fighting.

 

The rest of the country are laying low sort of business as usual. Except few parliamentarians in TFG pockets, they have succeeded in staying neutral.

 

UIC has broken up into four factions. The pragmatists Col. Aways, Adow, and Sheriff are open to forge alliances with other likeminded forces even if that takes them to Asmara or even enter a dialogue with Col. Yussuf provided the venue is outside Somalia and Ethiopia withdrawal tops the agenda, the Al-Shabaabs, young, hardened, and committed Islamists who wants to establish an Islamic Republic by any means necessary, Turki faction operating in Ganaane bushes perfect playgoround for guerilla war, and finally good ol’ USC members from Diaspora and local militia who find the TFG military drills spearheaded by Mr. Dheere unbearable. As of today UIC lacks unity and strength not to mention it has no grassroots support outside Benadir and an isolated pocket in Ganaane.

 

The lineup:

 

PL vs. SL (militray) Div 1

PL, TFG, Addis vs. Al-Shabaab, USC remnants (military) Div 2

Gedo Boys vs. Turki militia (militray) Div 3

TFG vs. Asmara Alliances (political) Div 4

 

The game will officially start in 2008. We have already seen “friendly” warm up.

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By John Van Ivonavich

*Second Life Guru

 

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RedSea   

Baashi,

 

You must be diapointed in the TFG that they aren't what you thought they were.

 

No one, not even the Xabashis are able to install your uncle in power if he goes against the somali people themselves.

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Originally posted by Baashi:

 

The lineup:

 

PL vs. SL (militray) Div 1

PL, TFG, Addis vs. Al-Shabaab, USC remnants (military) Div 2

Gedo Boys vs. Turki militia (militray) Div 3

TFG vs. Asmara Alliances (political) Div 4

LooL, It looks like the Champions league Simi finals...

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