Only in America

[Mombasa_QUEEN]

hahaha these is kinda funny

 

1. Only in America......can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.

 

2. Only in America......are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink.

 

3. Only in America......do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.

 

4. Only in America......do people order double cheese burgers, large fries, and a diet coke.

 

5. Only in America......do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.

 

6. Only in America......do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.

 

7. Only in America......do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.

 

8. Only in America......do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.

 

9. Only in America......do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'.

 

10. Only in America......do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.

[Bambina]

Salam Alaykum ,

 

Funny indeed ! lol. These are my favorite ones:

 

1. Only in America......can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.

 

If Im about to pass away I might as well order a pizza and enjoy every bite of it before calling the ambulance

 

 

3. Only in America......do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.

 

Very curious indeed ,lol , shall we separate the drugstores from the regular stores ?

 

4. Only in America......do people order double cheese burgers, large fries, and a diet coke.

 

Why bother with the diet coke if you can get the sweetest version?

 

 

5. Only in America......do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.

 

Wallahi lets free this poor pen

[Mombasa_QUEEN]

lol sis i know huh

[Senora]

4. Only in America......do people order double cheese burgers, large fries, and a diet coke.

This reminded me of a time i was in class, and my teacher called on me saying "How about we let the girl in the gray shirt with the bag of Doritos, the Honey Bun, and the fries on her desk....oh and the the bottle OF WATER!?...uhm answer the question?"

 

I was so embarrassed..