OG Moti Posted July 24, 2003 Women going shopping Recently a "Husband Shopping Centre" opened in London, and has a branch in Torono, all over USA, Ozzy_land, and Holland, where women could go to choose a husband from among many men. It was laid out in five floors, with the men increasing in positive attributes as you ascended. The only rule was, once you opened the door to any floor, you HAD to choose a man from that floor; If you went up a floor, you couldn't go back down except to leave the place, never to return. A couple of girlfriends went to the shopping centre to find some husbands... First floor The door had a sign saying, "These men have jobs and love kids." The women read the sign and said, "Well that's better than not having a job, or not loving kids, but I wonder what's further up?" So up they went. Second floor The sign read, "These men have high paying jobs, love kids, and are extremely good looking." Hmmm", said the ladies. "But, I wonder what's further up?" Third floor This sign read, "These men have high paying jobs, are extremely good looking, love kids and help with the housework." "Wow!" said the women. "Very tempting, BUT, there's more further up!" And up they went. Fourth floor This door had a sign saying "These men have high paying jobs, love kids,are extremely good looking, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak" "Oh, mercy me. But just think! What must be awaiting us further on!" So up to the fifth floor they went. Fifth floor The sign on that door said, "This floor is empty and exists only to prove that women are f***ing impossible to please. so as we see, but how many of you thinks that this is so true...? peace Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MiZz_LeXuS Posted July 24, 2003 Talk about late notice, OG_Moti. This so called joke was in the jokes section not long ago. :rolleyes: Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OG Moti Posted July 24, 2003 miz lexus .. this is not a joke this is a fact .. it should have been here, not joke section peace Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
zynab Posted July 25, 2003 walaahi og moti funney aa tahay Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Changed Posted July 25, 2003 MOTI .........i heard about it ........but funny one Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nomadrebell Posted July 25, 2003 well this can be said to men too. i mean o-g you know and i know that we have a long list of what a future partner should look like. after reading this we should trimm it down a little bit!!. forexample we can say!!oooh its okey if she is fat as long as she is smart woman..something like that. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
- diamond princess - Posted July 25, 2003 Damn...that is soooo true. Girls we know he's being a bit harsh but come on, we know we like that sometimes. Ayo Moti, so are the men, picky icky niggaz out there too. .:peace n luv:. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Juxa Posted July 28, 2003 as soon as i heard the shop was in london,,,i hopped on the undeground,,,boy was i so disappointed,,,,,but never mind,,,,it aint first time a man let me down :rolleyes: moti,,,,OG-girl asked you,,,what have u got against women? lool am starting to wonder myself. but hey,,,,,,here is a though,,,,women are hard working, smart, love kids,,,,many of them get good pay,,,,,why on earth should they not want more,,,,,,,all that mentioned is something they have/do daily,,,,,,,,why not go for te extra-something factor,,,,,,lets look up ladies,,,,,there must be something more Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites