HumbleHeart Posted November 30, 2005 Men are like. . . Laxatives. . . They irritate the crap out of you. :mad: Men are like. . .Vacations. . . They never seem to be long enough. :confused: Men are like. . .Weather. . . Nothing can be done to change them. :confused: Men are like. . .Blenders. . . You need one, but you're not quite sure why. :rolleyes: Men are like. . .Chocolate Bars. . . Sweet, smooth and they usually head right for your hips. Men are like. . .Coffee. . . The best ones are rich in the heart Men are like. . .Commercials. . . You can't believe a word they say. Men are like. . .Department Stores. Their clothes are always one half off. Men are like. . .Government Bonds. . . They take soooooooo long to mature. Men are like. . .Mascara. . . They usually run at the first sign of emotion. Men are like. . .Popcorn. . . They satisfy you, but only for a little while. :eek: Men are like. . .Lava Lamps. . . Fun to look at, but not very bright. Men are like. . .Parking Spots. . . All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped. ps. No offense my dear brothers, I'm just a sister trying to kill time with my so called boring job. I got this from a website it is not what I have created. capiche! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Born Friday Posted November 30, 2005 oh wow! we got a man basher here..... "although, admitidly she is just making use of the copy and paste facility" Any response from the men to defend their honour?! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Castro Posted November 30, 2005 ^ What honor? :rolleyes: Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Born Friday Posted November 30, 2005 Oh OK then Castro granted you are an exception atleast, let others do what they have to do ... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Baluug Posted December 3, 2005 I got a real good woman joke, but it's too dirty to post here... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
