What in the world is Female Intuition?

[Khayr]

• What in the world is Female Intuition?

• How does it work?

• Why is always NEGATIVE Intuition?

[J.Lee]

I believe some people would classify it as borderline paranoia.

[me]

People people, I am just saying this and I have no scientific proof, but all of us have 'special powers'. Everyone of us has para normal abilities, that we can not explain.

 

I for instnace can see the future, I know how events will unfold. I trully believe this, I might be crazy, but thats life. I have met people who can look into the past.

 

We are all gifted, its not a male female thing.

Just look into yourself and ask yourself what is your 'special power'

[NGONGE]

Female intuition takes time to develop, saaxib. It’s a mind trick. It’s emotional blackmail. It’s total and utter rubbish. It’s a game of chance, a gamble and a lottery.

 

She cooks you a meal, tells you that she KNOWS you will love it; you eat her meal and hate it! But if you say you hated it, her reply will be: “I knew you would say that, you heartless bruteâ€. And if you liked it, she will say: “ Didn’t I say you will like it?â€

 

That, in a nutshell (heh) is female intuition.

[Shakti]

^^^ lol

 

sounds like, u r dealing with a Psycho.... how do i know this?? i let u use ur own Intuition to answer that

[hodman]

Originally posted by me:

People people, I am just saying this and I have no scientific proof, but all of us have 'special powers'. Everyone of us has para normal abilities, that we can not explain.

 

I for instnace can see the future, I know how events will unfold. I trully believe this, I might be crazy, but thats life. I have met people who can look into the past.

 

We are all gifted, its not a male female thing.

Just look into yourself and ask yourself what is your 'special power'

Did you just say you can see the future :eek: :eek:

Female intuition is what let's her know what that guilty look is all about when you know you've been a bad boy

Ngonge there is no harm in covering all bases

[-Lily-]

Being more observant than men.

[man_in_malaysia]

Being more observant than men

offcourse they are but not observant then man when it comes to be an optimistic

[Rose]

Women talk

 

 

Fine

This is the word women use at the end of any argument when they feel they are right but cant stand to hear you argue any longer. It means that you should shut up. (NEVER use Fine to describe how she looks. This will

cause you to have one of those arguments.)

 

 

Five minutes

This is half an hour. It is equivalent to the five minutes that your football game is going to last before you take out the trash, so women feel that its an even trade

 

Nothing

Nothing means something and you should be on your toes. Nothing is usually used to describe the feeling a woman has of wanting to turn you inside out, upside down, and backwards. Nothing usually signifies an argument that will last Five Minutes and end with the word Fine.

 

 

Go Ahead (with raised eyebrows)

This is NOT permission; its a dare! If you mistake it for permission, the result will be the woman will get upset over Nothing and youll have a Five-minute discussion that will end with the word Fine.

 

Go Ahead (normal eyebrows)

This is NOT permission, either. It means, I give up or do what you want because I dont care. You will get a raised eyebrow Go Ahead in just a few minutes, followed by Nothing and Fine and she will talk to you in about Five Minutes when she cools off.

 

Loud Sigh

This is not actually a word, but is still often a verbal statement. Very frequently misunderstood by men. A Loud Sigh means she thinks you are a complete ***** and wonders

why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over Nothing.

 

 

Soft Sigh

Again, not a word, but a verbal statement. Soft Sighs are one of the few things that some men actually understand. It means she is momentarily content. Your best bet is to not move or breathe in the hope that the moment will last a bit longer.

 

 

Oh

This word-followed by any statement-is trouble. Example; Oh, let me get that. Or, Oh, I talked to him about what you were doing last night. If she says Oh before a statement, run, do not walk, to the nearest exit. She will tell you that she is Fine when she is done tossing your clothes out the window, but do not expect her to

talk to you for at least two days.

 

 

Thats Okay

This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can say to a man.

Thats Okay means that she wants to think long and hard before deciding what the penalty will be for whatever you have done. Thats Okay is often used with the word Fine and in conjunction with a raised eyebrow Go Ahead. Once she has had time to plan it out, you are in for some mighty big trouble.

 

Please Do

This is not a statement, it is an offer. The woman is giving you the chance to come up with an excuse for what you have done. In other words, a chance to get yourself into even more trouble. If you handle this correctly, you

shouldnt get a Thats Okay

 

 

Thanks

The woman is thanking you. Dont faint and dont look for hidden meaning. Just say, youre welcome.

 

 

Thanks A Lot

Dramatically different from Thanks. A woman will say Thanks A Lot when she is really ticked off at you. It is usually followed by the Loud Sigh. This signifies that you have hurt her in some callous way. Be careful not to ask what is wrong after the Loud Sigh, as she will only tell you Nothing.

 

lol

[Valenteenah.]

It's not always negative.

[Johnny B]

Female intuition is nothing but any given result that turns out to be correct after a female and a male had argued on something!!.

[Khayr]

Originally posted by NGONGE:

Female intuition takes time to develop, saaxib. It’s a mind trick. It’s emotional blackmail. It’s total and utter rubbish. It’s a game of chance, a gamble and a lottery.

 

She cooks you a meal, tells you that she KNOWS you will love it; you eat her meal and hate it! But if you say you hated it, her reply will be: “I knew you would say that, you heartless bruteâ€. And if you liked it, she will say: “ Didn’t I say you will like it?â€

 

That, in a nutshell (heh) is female intuition.

Sounds like Entrapment to me.