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[RendezVous]

-MUST be dark skinned or atleast willing to tan..

-Must HATE going to the movies

-MUST know proper eating etiquettes (i.e., mouth closed when eating)

-Must be willing to take a blood test

-MUST be willing to be my personal driver

-MUST fear PDAs -MUST be clean (never smoked/drank)

-MUST enjoy going to games simply to scream when teams score

-MUST have 20/20 vision (one blind person is enough in the relationship)

-Must have a ton $$$ and more than happy to share.

-Must never refer to me as: whitey, blondie, SomaliCadaan, or caano

-Must hate shopping.

-Must never question or comment on my music selection

-MUST love wearing white khamis

-must not be afraid to describe things as being "hot"

 

 

qatarrrr!!! -MUST fear PDAs ...Shit hApPEnS

[Pucca]

sHit happens

huh? :confused:

 

*sigh* i knew this agency wouldn't help, i mean whats the chance of a "hot" sheikh being a member here?

[Goonle]

Originally posted by Pucca:

quote: sHit happens

huh? :confused:

 

*sigh*

i knew this agency wouldn't help, i mean whats the chance of a "hot" sheikh being a member here?

Im a hot sheikh.

[RendezVous]

Originally posted by Goonle:

quote:Originally posted by Pucca:

quote:

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sHit happens

huh? :confused:

 

*sigh*

i knew this agency wouldn't help, i mean whats the chance of a "hot" sheikh being a member here?

 

Im a hot sheikh.

Very HoT ShEiKh indeed... you mean there are No HoT ShEiKhS?cajeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeb!!!

[lol]

Originally posted by Pucca:

quote: sHit happens

huh? :confused:

 

*sigh*

i knew this agency wouldn't help, i mean whats the chance of a "hot" sheikh being a member here?

100% sweetie.. if a sheikh is who u desire... there is our infamous " The Rendevouz"... he is a great sheikh as well as good loking... I say go for him

[Abdulladiif Al-Fiqih]

those paki and arab guys that go to msa meeting are just as scandalous as everyone else

Maybe some(!=ALL) of them are even more scandalous than the average faarax!! I was shocked when I found out my MSA's president was Alcoholic :eek: :eek:

[RendezVous]

Originally posted by Hibo:

quote:Originally posted by Pucca:

quote:

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sHit happens

huh? :confused:

 

*sigh*

i knew this agency wouldn't help, i mean whats the chance of a "hot" sheikh being a member here?

100% sweetie.. if a sheikh is who u desire... there is our infamous " The Rendevouz"... he is a great sheikh as well as good loking... I say go for him

well well Sis Hibo, you have really gone far ahead to advertise me in your matrimonials..Thanks for the good work.I wish your intentions to book us on 'others' winning Tawaab.

[Pucca]

" The Rendevouz"... he is a

great

sheikh as well as

good looking

... I say go for him

not hot, good looking. mashallah,...um...hmm..peachy? smells like a westernized sheikh, mashallah all the same (thats a compliment ren..)

 

 

Im a hot sheikh.

:rolleyes: Allah aa ku ziyaadio ( pardon my somali )

[RendezVous]

^^^

[sweet_gal]

Are you serious? If I was to say " none could match up to him", so I wont even bother!

[Jacaylbaro]

Originally posted by Hibo:

there is our infamous " The Rendevouz"... he is a great sheikh as well as good loking... I say go for him

,, so u met him before ,,, looooool

[Warrior of Light]

Rendez aka Flipmode, see youve been advertising yourself hot sheikh , Inshallah you will reap what you sow I pray you get a deserving Wife,who knows her religion and a jewel in your eyes and heart.Amin

[MR ORGILAQE]

he forgot to add a catchy phrase like

are u feeling cold,wondering where the new heating system will come from..dont worry just rendezvous with the hot sheikh

[Warrior of Light]

^^^KKK, RENDE umesikia hiyo a new tag being sent ur way Sasa wasemaje utamlipa ORGI shilling gapi to earn its patency? Usizubae jo, tender hiyo :cool:

[MR ORGILAQE]

@tm are u feeling cold,wondering where the new heating system will come from..dont worry just rendezvous with the hot sheikh

 

now the patent is complete

who is tendering for this then