RendezVous Posted June 16, 2005 ^^^^^^Very Bad Indeed.I am against MEN marrying more than 1..... And who are you to demand a second when mates have no one... Ridiculous!!!!! Illahiyoow hanacadhaabin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Johnny B Posted June 16, 2005 Hold it right there grammer boi !! Yo Xiin, How did u DO that? Xiin: did whaut?? bag that babe, she woulden´t give her # to me , oooh mama , n LOOK at me. oh yeah Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Strawberry_Xu Posted June 17, 2005 Excellent topic Hibo. I'll also leave a list here anyway, on the off chance someone does qualify. Let's see, this is a small list of things that would get me really interested: - Geeks! I love them, the more awkward the better - Glasses are a plus! - I prefer science geeks over literature/art geeks (they are less pretentious). - Must love comic books. - Must like rock music (or rather, all kinds of music) - Must have (a little) chest hair. - But no back hair! - Must believe the aliens will come to get us one day. - Big hands are a plus! - Must know how to wink properly. - Ability to whistle a big big plus! - Videogame lover, but not too much. Must not be intimidated by life outside the television. - Ben & Jerry lover, and someone who is more than generous in his B&J gifts to me. - Must like his job, I wouldn't get along with someone who didn't love his job. Passion in the workplace is a plus. (but not towards co-workers). - A willingness to read books by Neil Gaiman. - Ability NOT to get jealous if I decide to run away with Neil Gaiman if the opportunity presents itself. - Must like foreign films, especially Hong Kong cinema. - Must be able to feel confident making silly noises and speaking in funny accents. - Ability to ignore any embarrassing mistakes I make, even if they involve a shopping center, unflattering positions and a banana peel. - Must like cats (or at least have the ability to pretend to like them to impress me). - Must NOT be fashion-concious! - Must NOT know the difference between a conditioner and a shampoo. - Must NEVER EVER wear tight shirts and must have the irrational fear that wearing a tight shirt will make one automatically GAY. - A healthy hate of all things gym-related is a plus. - Must refuse to dance, except when put under pressure by me. In such a situation, he must NEVER under any circumstances enjoy it. - Must include me in his budget, but it's okay if budget is really small. - Must know enough about computers to help me out. - Large DVD collection is a big plus! - Guys who insist on buying me roses/writing me serious poetry/serenading me are a big NO NO! - However, writing me really bad poetry is a big plus. (It has to rhyme though). - Restaurant = bad. Cooking for me = Good. - Must know the difference between you're and your. - Must believe in ghosts and be terrified by them. - Must enjoy running into walls for fun. - And finally, my dream-guy MUST have a healthy relationship with their shower. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Qac Qaac Posted June 17, 2005 maxaa dharka lagada nayo miyaa.. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dawoco Posted June 17, 2005 Must NEVER EVER wear tight shirts and must have the irrational fear that wearing tight shirt will make one automatically GAY. Xu God bless you, u made me smile on a miserably profane day. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
StarGazer Posted June 17, 2005 ^I second that. Must believe the aliens will come to get us one day. hehehe...well in that case I have someone in mind for you. But he's not Somali, does it matter? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
StarGazer Posted June 17, 2005 out of curiosity, Hibo n' the gang, did y'all recieve any potential pm's? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rudy-Diiriye Posted June 17, 2005 yes tamina, alot inmates in prisons have been replying these adds!! its a big discussion in jail yards! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Abdulladiif Al-Fiqih Posted June 17, 2005 Woow. some got a long list----here is mine!! -Xaliiimo has to be full-time religious, has to have Islamic Knowledge and an Impeccable Akhlaaq -Independent, Educated and Fat Saving Account -Be willing to work till retirement (Insha Allah) if not, I want my Qureec in bed, Qado delivered at work and Casho-----hmmmm, will pass Casho -Be making not less that I do, if more, that’s a plus -No debts, No student loans at all please -Be able to use her mind to think not her heart -She has to know that her family problems are theirs not ours, ---but will help where we can. Thank you -Looks: Not a big deal, there is always extreme makeover if she needs minor fix-ups its even available in Somalia nowadays if we have to go back in the future Sense of humor: Wont need this cuz we wont be talking anyways!! Last but no least, not a bad news in her town :eek: :eek: !! Thank You For Your Consideration, ilaaliye Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dhagax-Tuur Posted June 17, 2005 You are all nuts. partners or potential wives are not like movie/drama script you can write and edit. Things happen and most of the time happen for a reason. So, stop being picky and appreciate your Xaliimo/Faarax, if you have one, that is. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lol Posted June 17, 2005 Tamina: If u r so curious the only way to quench this thirst of yours is to try......so get in the pool hon Wat u r saying is, I want to swim but I dont want to get wet... :confused: XU: U r just hilarious... but any man who gets u is lucky coz u know wat u want... I admire dat... GeelJire: And if we don't have that faarax or xaliimo than what should we do?? :rolleyes: Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Baluug Posted June 18, 2005 Xu.... Holy crap,that's a loooooooooong list.I think I qualify for some of those but I fell asleep halfway through reading it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Curly Posted June 18, 2005 I was a bit bored so I thought I’d help you with the whole “finding a partner†thing. Ok some of these may seem alittle far fetched. Hibo & OG moti (I just think that’s a prefect little match up) Nova & Rokko (sorry Nova I couldn’t find you a married man!) Juxa & nuune (weird but I can see it happening) Xu & Somerican (I couldn’t find a Somali punk..sorry) Tamina (because she’s been hanging around too much I suppose she’s just shy) & Nur (they look like a nice couple, mashallah) Bishaaro & qac qaac (Don’t ask me why!) Rahima & BOB (I couldn’t think so anyone else, but it could happen) Wiilo & Jacaylbro (I’m not even sure whether wiilo is female or not) Diamante & Mobb-deep (yeah this is about right, since S. princess didn’t register) Zephyrine & General duke (This guy is the highest posting nomad) Modesty & shujui Najma82 & Bachelor Kaleidoscope & Legend of Zu (There’s your Chinese bloke ) close enough?) Aphrodisiac & rendezvous (Yeah this was a tough one) Safialul & Continental bachelor Femme fatale (You know you’re interested! Don’t deny it ) & Underdog Cawo & Tujiyee (lovely little couple me thinks!) There you go girls I think my work here is done Ta ra chucks! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RendezVous Posted June 18, 2005 Originally posted by Psycho_Sue: I was a bit bored so I thought I’d help you with the whole “finding a partner†thing. Ok some of these may seem alittle far fetched. Aphrodisiac & rendezvous (Yeah this was a tough one) There you go girls I think my work here is done Ta ra chucks! ^^^^^^^ So you know....God!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
